Originally Posted by
BedWetterBettor
And no sooner do I comment above a Post that's indirectly about himself does he use his Prop sperm baby to make a "
Me, Me , Me ... My, My , My" rant.
How about using the fucking kid's name? Oh wait, he's such a narcissist he named the little Squirt after HIMSELF... SHOCKER!!!
The rest is all nonsense and Bool Sheeit about how Home Schooling is better than Public School.
He even tries to tell us how NVB is too good for Cafeteria Food and ONLY eats at Five Star Restaraunts... Meanwhile in the Real World, we see him eating Cheez Itz, M & Ms, and Reeses Pieces among other Delicacies that ONLY rich, privileged millionaire children get to have hurr hurr!
I'll be nice today and not rip the kid for being semi-autistic, skinny legged and stuck in a stroller til he's 12... oops!
Nam Douche shows up first to slob on Kyle's Tiny Knob!
Nam Douche -
"Derrrp Formal Education makes you a living. Self Education makes you a Fortune!"
Unless you're Chrissy and all you can do for 10 years is Masturbate for Money! NVB will have PLENTY of research for his future career as a Gay Porn Pud Puller!
God this is full of Gems! I'll try to grab only the best ones!
1)
"MY Son(not OUR son... thanks for nothing Stace!)
gets to learn from his mommy & Daddy, not a stranger who teaches him useless information. Chrissy - "Hey Bubs, did you know that American Roulette Wheels are Better than European Roulette???" "Annnnnnnnnd Einstein Invented Electricity and the Light Bulb! Not that Benjamin Franklin guy!"
Bubs -
"Momma says that Ben Franklin is the DEVIL and Alligators are ornery cuz dey got all dem teef and no Toof Brush!!!"
2) MY Son gets to attend Pro Sporting events instead of getting a much needed 8 hours of sleep.
Then we drag him to the Airport, Lock him in a tiny mid-week rate hotel room annnnnd strap him to a stroller at 5 years old(thanks rivers) Nomad Life Baby!
3)
MY son doesn't have to deal with Bullies or get introduced to Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco or *Pornography.... That is until he Googles his Daddy's name or searches YouTube, lol!
4) MY son gets to learn about Christian values and world view...
By Never Going to Church and getting Exiled from the One run by Keith Craft!
5) MY son gets to learn about "REAL LIFE Situations and discover Different Cultures while Traveling...
"Hurr hurr Casinos Cheat, the Dealer spins the Ball Differently Folks! Sports are Rigged, Pit Bosses are Fuckin Assholes, Hey Bubs, look at those Dead Broke Douchebags working J.O.B.s and those Crazy Stupid Asians gambling more money than I'll ever have!?!?"
And who can forget Chrissy's brilliant assertion that
"Sending your Kids to Public School is Child Abuse!"
Great write up by BWB.
Poor Bubs is going to turn out to be exactly like his no good father. He will have no choice as Chrissy will disapprove of Bub's wanting a real job (just over broke).
"My child is the most kind, outgoing, athletic, intelligent, and communicative child among all this friends". Bahahahahaha
We know Bubs is not outgoing and not athletic and not very intelligent. The real dinger is Bubs being the most communicative among all his friends". What friends, he has no friends.
Since Bubs will never be allowed to work in a legit job, he will only be trained to be a scammer like his father. "No child of mine is ever going to have a job (just over broke)".
Bubs will never know what it is like to get an A in a class of an F if he screws up. That to me is like the new age of children's sports where no one wins and everyone gets a trophy for participating.
If The Bloat thinks that Bubs will never get bullied, he better stay in his stroller and hide from real life.
5 Star dining? The Bloat hasnt been to a 5 star restaurant in over one year. Even when he did get comped dinners, what did you ever see Bubs eat? French fries, ice cream and cake?
"Bubs will never have to study subjects that he doesn't like, can't learn, will never use in his life, or makes him bored."
I can just hear Bubs now. Daddy Scammer, I do not want to learn how to add, subtract, multiply or divide as I cannot learn math and frankly math bores me. But Daddy Scammer, I heard some people speaking French in the hotel we stayed at in NYC. They sounded so cool and one day I would like learn French and travel to Paris.
The Bloat tells Bubs, "foreign languages are for losers and you will never leave the United States, so put that thought out of your mind".
But Daddy scammer?
"Shut up Bubs as that topic is closed". "Let's get back to learning how to make affiliate videos as this is how you will earn your living". "Incidently, when you get good at it, I am going to hold on to 90% of your profits and invest it in electronic roulette play. When you turn 21, I will show you how to play the game. You will do just fine learning how to be just like me, my meme".