Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Look, old Peabrain Pene is living the Billy Goat Life of Obstructed view and Shitty seats at live events!!!

Instead of enjoying this "show" old Pene wastes his ticket money filming a projector screen of the guy performing to HOPE and get some FB video views!

Sound familiar???



One of his "fans' even calls him out about his VIP tickets, and Pene goes "Hurr durr someone else needed them so we gave up our VIP tickets..."

You mean old Pene couldn't use those skills he learned at those Masturr Minds to make a measly $100 extra in 8 minutes and buy those "VIP TICKETS"???



He should have learned 8 years ago at his first Masturr Mind experience while Kyle was going bald, deflated and using that fake beauty pageant smile as he Squirted for Bryan Ockert & Choas Men!

#SQUIRT LIFE BABY!!

Annnd Nam Douche proves he's into the Scam Life by showing he's "Rich" cuz he can take a photo anyone with $20 and a decent phone camera. All of this ONLY possible by being into MLM pyramid Schemes of course, working an honest job would NEVER allow you to have the money and time to do this hurr hurr!?!



And the Excuses and Lies Begin. "Hurr hurr I don't have a favorite team, but I yell like a toddler at opposing team's fans derrrp" - Bandwagon Bitchell



"I didn't Care who WON the World Series..." - Chrissy Nov 2024


Chrissy 5 months ago...

[BedWetterBettor]

Tariq Reed: If I was a professional gambler and just won the biggest bet I ever placed, I would be showing off the bet slip on all of my social media platforms because that would entice people to join my $999 inner circle.

Yea but hurr durr Chrissy thinks Differently THAN YOU!?!?!

I'm sure this is in response to some idiot like Juan Leal or that Moving Company Mike guy telling Chrissy to FUCK OFF when he came begging for more money!

I'd Bet $100,000 that the Moving company Moron got bombarded with messages about a certain Squirting Bandwagon Bitch and his posts about the Dodgers...

Speaking of the Comments, Chrissy couldn't even go Two Hours without contradicting his "Derrrrp I Didn't Care who Won the Series" post as seen below!




Even a Blind, Retarded Squirrell could see what a Lying, Loser Little Kyle is! Why is Kyle so Angry and Overly critical of the Yankees errors if he "didn't care" about the Winner?

Shouldn't Squirtstopher be HAPPY that they made errors and got him "The Biggest win of his Life"??? Is that the REAL reason he wasn't screaming like a 4 year old sex slave in Prague when the Dodgers came back from 5 runs down???

Or did he lose his last $2000 advance from one Professor Robert Foster???

Pickleball: Frowning from one man boob down to the other". Oh that is so true. Damn that is one ugly Dodger's hoodie.

For real, and I find it hilarious that he goes "Hurr hurr the Only Name on the Back of my Jersey is MITCHELL..."

When he hasn't worn a Single Official Player jersey EVER cuz he's a front running Fag! Just like he hasn't shown a Single Sports bet in OVER 13 months nor has he shown a Slot 'JACKPOT' in over 11 months!~

I'm sure we'll get treated to a photo of Chrissy Smiling Like an Autistic Sloth and holding up some Sushi or Greasy Chinese food as "proof" that he won!



And the ranting begins! For someone who just Placed the Biggest Bet of their Life and made $199,999.66 last month, Chrissy sure is Pissy today!!!

If you actually notice, he says PLACED the biggest bet and not WON the Bet??? But I'm pretty sure the video of him from Game 4 will contradict this, much like the Jasmine Tame video evidence did the same!!



Sort of Ironic that the # 1 Sports Bettor who only Handicaps his bets is Crying about Handicap things!! LOL, what a Fraud!

Expect this to be deleted since the Pussy is trying to deflect attention from the fact he lost again!!!

Tariq Reed: So if I'm a professional better and I BELIEVE that the Yankees COULD and SHOULD win the series, why would I have bet on the Dodgers? Makes no sense.

It's already DOCUMENTED on FB that he Bet an Imaginary 100K that the Dodgers WON'T the World Series, so what further verification could YOU possibly need? Annnnnd he posted it LIVE, Pre-Recorded from his Renter Bunker on a Monthly One time recurring basis!?!

I mean he's wearing the No Name Jersey of the team AFTER the fact, and that's how he rolls up to the Casino Cage and gets Paid You Dead Broke Douchebag!!! They just see him wearing the team's jersey and start panicking that the safe is about to be emptied... #BLOAT LIFE BABY!!!

[1dollarboxcar]

this surely is not a man that is happy... i mean look how happy he is that he won $166,666.66 for the month of Oct. while also winning the "biggest sports bet of his life" on game 4 with the Yankees ( yeah sure Krissy ) with again no proof, it really does look like he is about to cry, or just got done crying... it looks like he just lost the last 500 bucks to his name... he's so happy that he is frowning from one man boob down to the other...

[zealanddonk]

And Chrissy posts about hating people who park in handicap spots that are not "Handicap".

Aside from it should be handicapped, and aside from not all disabilities are immediately obvious, why is he complaining about something like this?

Do they have a handicap parking sticker for NVB, or is for Chrissy's borderline IQ?


Chrissy adds a comment that being fat and out of shape is not a handicap, but a CHOICE.

The only reason he's lost weight is the stress of losing sports bets and being forced to fast since he cant afford all the rubbish he normally eats.


Lets start the betting on how long he keeps this nonsense up.
My pick about 10 minutes after this post.

[zealanddonk]

Oddly still up.

Someone says tthat they should handicap people who do that and Chrissy claims Karma will take care of it.

Just one more thing Chrissy needs to be looking over his shoulder for.

[Pickleball]

Oddly still up.

Someone says tthat they should handicap people who do that and Chrissy claims Karma will take care of it.

Just one more thing Chrissy needs to be looking over his shoulder for.

Don't forget that Chrissy the scammer feels that he can park anywhere he sees and open space at the Fontainebleau Hotel and Casino parking lot. Remember how mad he got when the security guard told him to beat it? Bahahahaha
1dollarboxcar made a funny and great video about this incident.

[Dan Druff]

I'm still legit curious where Chrissykins got his money for this World Series boondoggle.

As we all know, he didn't stay at the Ritz, and instead chose midgrade hotels, but his tickets were real, as were his flights, as were the expenses of bringing Stacy and Bubs along (albeit not to the games).

We know Chrissy's coaching scam has hit the skids badly since we have been getting his YouTube channel removed. We've got Chrissy so demoralized with YouTube that he doesn't even bother anymore. That's huge, because YouTube was where he found most of his victims.

Facebook is not likely to drive much business, as the people following him already know him. He needs fresh blood.

Is he still making a lot of money with those 35% BOL affiliate payments? How long can that last?

Maybe he hooked a whale who keeps depositing and depositing to bet on sports using BOL (maybe using Chrissy's awful picks), and that's what is keeping the $$ flowing. Or, as has been suggested, perhaps Mr. Foster has been kicking some cash his way. I'm just always fascinated with Chrissy's ability to keep his head above water in the post-YouTube era. For awhile I assumed he was slumming it, as we were seeing relatively few videos/pics of nice meals, expensive trips, hotel suites, etc. This suggested he was down to subsistence level scamming. But now that he spent over $10k on this World Series venture, who knows?

Not that I believe Chrissy has money, but he's clearly not broke. Of course, he will be soon, because that's the consistent story of his life.