Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[RMS9]

The Kraken pic doesn’t make sense. It would appear, based on the crowd, that he’s at a real Kraken game. Only problem is they’ve been on summer break for about the last month since the Kraken didn’t make the playoffs. I can’t imagine a minor league team would draw that large of a crowd. Usually the minor league teams don’t attract a very large crowd when they share a city with any professional sports teams. At least, that’s always been my experience. That arena looks pretty damn full to be a minor league team.

Looks like there was a 2 for 1 Sale on Midget Sized Kraken Replica No Name Jerseys's's's at Baby Gap!




He's acting like he's so special for Skating on a Practice Rink, which isn't even close to the real Ice that professionals skate on. They use the cheap left over ice for Dead Broke Douchebag Midgets and throw it away afterwards.

He probably flew Alaska Airlines and they threw in free tickets to this game along with the skate time for NVB.

Better hope you don't wear that on your Free cruise Kyle, would hate to see it get thrown overboard!

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy looks worn out and extra creepy in that picture on the ice with poor Bubs.

[zealanddonk]

@BedWetterBettor: Member when Chrissy sed “Hurr hurr Baby Goat’s gettin his own Channel…”??? While simultaneously rolling around on the floor of the dirty rented Boat in Tampa! Squirt Life Baby!

Only 8 more years before Bubs can have his own channel.

That assumes Chrissy isnt
--dead
--in prison
--left Stace for a man
--or homeless

[Pickleball]

Late last night, The Bloat posted a video from the top of the Space Needle in Seattle. This morning, about one hour ago, he posted an affiliate video in his robe with his ugly three section Las Vegas poster behind him. He called out the date ( for documentation purposes of course) as May 14, 2024 at 11:40 pm. I guess it was possible that he filmed both videos on the same day and flew back to LV as well?

Also, what’s with him having two FB pages? One with 5.4 followers and the other with 314 followers? The page with 314 followers, does not have these videos posted on it.

https://fb.watch/s4qKz6NKeh/?mibextid=w8EBqM

https://fb.watch/s4qNx7PutQ/?mibextid=w8EBqM

[BedWetterBettor]

@BedWetterBettor: Member when Chrissy sed “Hurr hurr Baby Goat’s gettin his own Channel…”??? While simultaneously rolling around on the floor of the dirty rented Boat in Tampa! Squirt Life Baby!

Only 8 more years before Bubs can have his own channel.

That assumes Chrissy isnt
--dead
--in prison
--left Stace for a man
--or homeless

Would be a hilarious Parody channel if done with some production and clever writing!

OOK LIFE F/ Chrissy Mitchell Jr.

*Opening Shot* Plastic Bag floating in the wind...

Cut to Shot of Ookstopher Jr. with his head firmly in said Plastic Bag "Fooks, it's me Baby Goat with my new channel Ooook Life!"

Transition to shot of Ookstopher Jr. at a Rolls Royce Dealership
"Learn how to roll on floors, get thrown out of restaurants and step on Reese's Pieces on airport floors while your Masturbating Midget Daddy rambles about nonsense & Squirts out idiotic videos!"

Dealership Manager - "Hey YOU! I told you not to film in here and tell your deadbroke douchebag dad to pull his pants up and stop offering Handjobs for a Test Drive!!!"

*Fast Cut*

"See fooks, that's just another deadbroke jealous hater! I wasn't gonna buy a Rolls Royce anyway cuz it doesn't have any cup holders!?!?"

*Police Sirens getting louder & closer in the Background*

"Arrrrright Everybody, I've got a busy today of taking naps, stumbling around in rental ice skates annnnnnnnd quoting Shakespeare with my Mental Midget Sperm Donor Dad! See Ya Later!!!"

*Fade to Black*

[Jayjami]

@BedWetterBettor: Member when Chrissy sed “Hurr hurr Baby Goat’s gettin his own Channel…”??? While simultaneously rolling around on the floor of the dirty rented Boat in Tampa! Squirt Life Baby!

Only 8 more years before Bubs can have his own channel.

That assumes Chrissy isnt
--dead
--in prison
--left Stace for a man
--or homeless

Would be a hilarious Parody channel if done with some production and clever writing!

OOK LIFE F/ Chrissy Mitchell Jr.

*Opening Shot* Plastic Bag floating in the wind...

Cut to Shot of Ookstopher Jr. with his head firmly in said Plastic Bag "Fooks, it's me Baby Goat with my new channel Ooook Life!"

Transition to shot of Ookstopher Jr. at a Rolls Royce Dealership
"Learn how to roll on floors, get thrown out of restaurants and step on Reese's Pieces on airport floors while your Masturbating Midget Daddy rambles about nonsense & Squirts out idiotic videos!"

Dealership Manager - "Hey YOU! I told you not to film in here and tell your deadbroke douchebag dad to pull his pants up and stop offering Handjobs for a Test Drive!!!"

*Fast Cut*

"See fooks, that's just another deadbroke jealous hater! I wasn't gonna buy a Rolls Royce anyway cuz it doesn't have any cup holders!?!?"

*Police Sirens getting louder & closer in the Background*

"Arrrrright Everybody, I've got a busy today of taking naps, stumbling around in rental ice skates annnnnnnnd quoting Shakespeare with my Mental Midget Sperm Donor Dad! See Ya Later!!!"

*Fade to Black*

I think going after Bubs directly should be off limits. It ain’t his fault that his dad is an idiot scammer. The kid has zero social skills right now and he is going to have to be home schooled. Can you imagine the ridicule he would suffer when his classmates discovered his dad is a gay pornstar? I only wish the best for him. Stacy on the other hand is fair game. I think she’s hot though. Stace, DM me if you’re reading this. I’m sure you need a little stress relief dealing with Bubs (every mom does) and your husband’s daily drama.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy posts that it's the "worst day of his life"...


cuz "Derrrrrp Red Lobsters are closing down in several states!!!

The comment section quickly exposes his stupidity as No Nevada Red Lobster locations are set to close and Chrissy "The Millionaire who ONLY eats the finest foods" admits that he shops for food at Walmart... let that sink in!

Also, some nonsense about Waterfalls in Washington and how gushing liquids gets Chrissy excited!

@Pickleball - Regarding him being in Vegas yesterday making his $10 Big Boy Win video... You can change the time and date on your Computer Settings and he could have set the date to 5/14/24 recorded the video days earlier and just waited to post it. Cuz "Hurr hurr he planned this all out 6 months ago!?!"



No Chrissy the REAL worst day of your life will be the day we find out why you REALLY look so worn out in this photo and why you're wearing that Fake Beauty Pageant Smile???

Was Bryan Ockert Buttering Kyle's Biscuits on ANOTHER camera?



#Ockert Wife Life Baby!

[zealanddonk]

So to confirm:

Sainted mother dying (well, technically she has to die to become a saint, so not that bad)

Being kicked out of home (well, not that bad since rich old men will give him cars and totally not gay sex)

Red lobster closing down --- no upside to this, definitely one of the worst days of his life.

[1dollarboxcar]

so in the late last nights online gambling video, he said a guy wrote him an email asking for a $3k loan, so that is whyyyyyyy Krissy is making this video cause rather loan a guy 3k who has no money and won't be able to pay it back.... he is gonna show the guy how to be self reliant.... and he can make a hundo per day which is 3k per month....

also, i also believe he manipulated the time and date on his computer.... very easy to do for temporary and obvious reasons to fool the dead beat broke douchebag haters or to also fool anyone who is probably hunting him down and wants to beat his ass for obvious reasons....

so next question... when does that cruise take off from Seattle up to Alaska... or has it departed already....??

[Elmo]

For the record…Stacy is not hot. We have to raise our standards here.



Beat up face…



Fishy vagina…don’t you see the resemblance in these pics? She has some strong genes despite NVB’s autism and intellectual delays.



I don’t know how Bubs made it out of that dry snatch…



You like Golden Girls?? Old hags sucking down your cocks?



If you love a consistent diet of dick sized hot dogs and foul tuna, she’s the whore for you.



It’s all vegan…meanwhile in the Pacific Northwest…



124 guests viewing…very interesting lol…

[zealanddonk]

so in the late last nights online gambling video, he said a guy wrote him an email asking for a $3k loan, so that is whyyyyyyy Krissy is making this video cause rather loan a guy 3k who has no money and won't be able to pay it back.... he is gonna show the guy how to be self reliant.... and he can make a hundo per day which is 3k per month....

also, i also believe he manipulated the time and date on his computer.... very easy to do for temporary and obvious reasons to fool the dead beat broke douchebag haters or to also fool anyone who is probably hunting him down and wants to beat his ass for obvious reasons....

so next question... when does that cruise take off from Seattle up to Alaska... or has it departed already....??

Not to give Chrissy ideas, but rather than start and fail his own 30 day challenge, he could find a trustworthy chum [yeah ok, it fails here], and give them $100 and film them making $3k in 1 month.

Natch this requires effort on Chrissy's part, but also trust and given he has to assume everyone is a big as weasel as him, that wont be possible.

He probably still has flashbacks to when Zachy lost his bankroll and Zachy's wife cried that Chrissy couldnt pay Zachy $3k for analsex to sort this all out either.

[BedWetterBettor]

so in the late last nights online gambling video, he said a guy wrote him an email asking for a $3k loan, so that is whyyyyyyy Krissy is making this video cause rather loan a guy 3k who has no money and won't be able to pay it back.... he is gonna show the guy how to be self reliant.... and he can make a hundo per day which is 3k per month....

also, i also believe he manipulated the time and date on his computer.... very easy to do for temporary and obvious reasons to fool the dead beat broke douchebag haters or to also fool anyone who is probably hunting him down and wants to beat his ass for obvious reasons....

so next question... when does that cruise take off from Seattle up to Alaska... or has it departed already....??

Not to give Chrissy ideas, but rather than start and fail his own 30 day challenge, he could find a trustworthy chum [yeah ok, it fails here], and give them $100 and film them making $3k in 1 month.

Natch this requires effort on Chrissy's part, but also trust and given he has to assume everyone is a big as weasel as him, that wont be possible.

He probably still has flashbacks to when Zachy lost his bankroll and Zachy's wife cried that Chrissy couldnt pay Zachy $3k for analsex to sort this all out either.

After the Dustin Morgan debacle, pretty safe to say Squirtstopher won't be "gifting" out money any time soon...

But you do raise an interesting question. At the APEX of the $99 a month Dum Dum Chums 2022, why didn't Chrissy think to have more of them do testimonials?

As I recall, Zach, Brandon and Stefano were the only idiots willing to be filmed praising the Bloat. When he easily could have 2 dozen videos done for a rainy day.

Meanwhile, shy dopes like Branko, April, Hill, Dave Pruett, Austin Greaar, Vy Dang, Sam Martinez, JC Barber, Jackie Mast, Stephanie Aldrich, John Potocki, Pene, Hoa Le, and Bird Brain who all spent over a year following the Masturbating Midget, couldn't be bothered to give a 30 second positive review?

Or did this fall under the Bullshit NDA and he constantly threatened to sue them if they told the Not So Tall Tales of One Kyle Prescott?



"Hurr hurr what happens in Vegas in the Masturr Mind Meetings, stays in Vegas!?!"

[Dan Druff]

Would be a hilarious Parody channel if done with some production and clever writing!

OOK LIFE F/ Chrissy Mitchell Jr.

*Opening Shot* Plastic Bag floating in the wind...

Cut to Shot of Ookstopher Jr. with his head firmly in said Plastic Bag "Fooks, it's me Baby Goat with my new channel Ooook Life!"

Transition to shot of Ookstopher Jr. at a Rolls Royce Dealership
"Learn how to roll on floors, get thrown out of restaurants and step on Reese's Pieces on airport floors while your Masturbating Midget Daddy rambles about nonsense & Squirts out idiotic videos!"

Dealership Manager - "Hey YOU! I told you not to film in here and tell your deadbroke douchebag dad to pull his pants up and stop offering Handjobs for a Test Drive!!!"

*Fast Cut*

"See fooks, that's just another deadbroke jealous hater! I wasn't gonna buy a Rolls Royce anyway cuz it doesn't have any cup holders!?!?"

*Police Sirens getting louder & closer in the Background*

"Arrrrright Everybody, I've got a busy today of taking naps, stumbling around in rental ice skates annnnnnnnd quoting Shakespeare with my Mental Midget Sperm Donor Dad! See Ya Later!!!"

*Fade to Black*

I think going after Bubs directly should be off limits. It ain’t his fault that his dad is an idiot scammer. The kid has zero social skills right now and he is going to have to be home schooled. Can you imagine the ridicule he would suffer when his classmates discovered his dad is a gay pornstar? I only wish the best for him. Stacy on the other hand is fair game. I think she’s hot though. Stace, DM me if you’re reading this. I’m sure you need a little stress relief dealing with Bubs (every mom does) and your husband’s daily drama.

I think you need to look at more pics of Stacy.

In some she looks decent for her age (48).

In others, she looks like a midwestern grandma.

Unless midwestern grandmas are your thing, in which case go for it.

If you do hook up, I would watch out for the HIV thing, because, well.... you know who her husband is...

[Dan Druff]

@BWB Don't gamblers that receive the free cruise certificates actually have to spend a lot of time at the tables and wager a specific minimum bet size?
We haven't seen hide nor hair of him via pictures or videos in the hotel lobbies let alone inside a casino.

If someone drops $1,000.00 on the tables, I cannot see the casinos handing the person a free cruise certificate.
Does his $1,000.00 loss. (WOW) at the electronic roulette table qualify Chrissy for a free cruise?
Just a guess, but don't the people receiving these certificates have to pay the port taxes?

Perhaps I should elaborate on this some more...

The Casino loses NOTHING by offering Cruise certs. In many cases, they OWN the cruise liner or at least the Casino inside offering gaming and make their Revenue back that way.

Port Fees are Paid by the Passenger, but are usually a low amount of under $200 per family.

And you can have a long lapse in play and they will still send the offer to folks who have a decent play history and higher tier status, like the aforementioned relative of mine that asked me to swipe his card for both offers and play with their card to avoid negating future offers.

In fact I see many old frogs in Scooters parked at the Kiosk of Free Cruise Offer day with up to 10 player cards, swiping and redeeming the offer for family & friends. It obviously holds up the line(s) but it's a great +EV play if you roll with circles who do this for gifts, Promotional offers, Free Play and Room Offers.

Ballys and CET properties practically BEG you to come down on Free Cruise day to the point they will offer you a "Second Chance" offer if you don't show up the first time! So they're not hurting at all and they want to give out as many as they can to get people gambling, eating, drinking and most importantly TIPPING on these ships!

*New Video from Squirtstopher atop the Space Needle*

Just Chrissy yapping about nonsense and nothing worth seeing. Of course numerous other tourists look annoyed to be in the angry midget's recordings, wonder if he got their permission to film or did they say "FUCK YOU!?!"

And where are all those Winning Slot Videos from Mr. $100 in and Win EVERY SINGLE DAY??? Seems like he's gone from Jackpots to Shitpots in less than 6 months... again! #Billy Goat Life Baby!

I can give you more details on this, because I used to take a lot of these cruises in the 2010s.

The "free cruises" are a marketing partnership. The casino does not pay the cruise line, and the cruise line does not pay the casino. It's basically a way to get the land casino's losing gamblers onboard, where it's assumed a fair number of them will shoot off in the onboard casino.

There is no play requirement onboard. You can completely stay out of the casino, and nobody will care, nor will it affect your status or comps on land.

The "port fees" thing is a semi-scam. The land casino tells you that you're responsible for "port charges, fees, and taxes", and you assume it's just charges the cruise line has to pay at the ports which are passed onto the customer.




In reality, the port fees and taxes are fairly minimal, but the cruise line tacks on a $200 or so (per person) "admin fee", just because they can. So the cruise is never free. It's actually $200 plus port charges & taxes. Still a great deal, but not free.

You are also expected to pay a $15 or so per person per day "gratuity" which is automatically added to your account. These tend to be difficult to opt out of. In fact, some lines like NCL make you do it by mail when you're back home. These aren't real gratuities, and in fact are pocketed by the cruise line. Another industry semi-scam.

Cruising requires a lot of expertise and experience regarding how to get value, not waste money, and get the most out of your experience. Chrissy is a moron and a fake rich guy, so no doubt he will fuck it all up, AAAAAAAAND lose his ass in the onboard casino.

[The Boz]

Chrissy once again showing how uneducated he is, not only in degrees but also in common knowledge the average America has. His Red Lobster posts is telling in that he has zero clue of what Chapter 11 means, nor any basic understanding of the business worth. Instead he proves he is the typical idiot the media exploits with cheap headlines.

First off Red Lobster announced weeks ago that C11 was an option to try and REORGANIZE their finances. And part of that plan would be to close underperforming locations. Many companies use the option to come back a stronger company with a more manageable debt load. But “millionaire” Chrissy just caught a headline while switching channels in his Motel 6 and heard bankruptcy and in his mind that means they are out of business.

As for his concern about the biscuits going away it again shows he again has no understanding of a brands value and what assets are, obviously since he has no assets. If in the unlikely event RL fails a decade from now after multiple reorganization attempts, the biscuits would be a valuable asset that would be sold off. Hey Chrissy, on your next trip to Walmart check out the things you can still buy that went out of business years ago like Chi-Chi’s Salsa.

Everyday the guy proves how stupid he is, but we already knew that. Hopefully his IRA is filled with Red Lobster stock, oh wait, he doesn’t have a retirement account. Herr Herr, retirement accounts are for dead broke jealous haters.

[Jayjami]

I think going after Bubs directly should be off limits. It ain’t his fault that his dad is an idiot scammer. The kid has zero social skills right now and he is going to have to be home schooled. Can you imagine the ridicule he would suffer when his classmates discovered his dad is a gay pornstar? I only wish the best for him. Stacy on the other hand is fair game. I think she’s hot though. Stace, DM me if you’re reading this. I’m sure you need a little stress relief dealing with Bubs (every mom does) and your husband’s daily drama.

I think you need to look at more pics of Stacy.

In some she looks decent for her age (48).

In others, she looks like a midwestern grandma.

Unless midwestern grandmas are your thing, in which case go for it.

If you do hook up, I would watch out for the HIV thing, because, well.... you know who her husband is...

Well, two of the three girls I’m currently banging are grandmothers who grew up in the Midwest, so she’s right up my alley, but splitthis shouldn’t get her hopes up.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy posting some cheesy photos from a Waterfall in Portland, OR. About 3 hours from Seattle and certainly shows how paranoid he is that we know his location that he releases a Bunker video making $100 in "10 minutes", claiming that it definitely proves you can make $5000 an hour.. right like that $5000 you Stole from Dave Pruett? Why not play the rest of the hour and give Dave back his money Chrissy???



His teeth look faded and yellow, possibly from eating too much junk food and sweets. More likely from taking Golden Showers and Loads to the face from Old Gay guys named Bryan and Bob!



Pretty soon he'll start lookin like his old Black, tar & meth stained look



Annnnnd there's the classic Chiclet look!




^^ Chrissy's Final Form ^^

[The Boz]

“ BedWetterBettor: Agree that the port fees and forced tips are a big scam. But travel costs nowadays are WAY more and you'd spend a shit ton traveling and eating overseas. It's like "Free Rooms" at Casino's. They really are NOT free, but provide value if u travel lots”

Not trying to start an argument here and I probably should start a thread somewhere here on it, but airtravel is cheaper than ever if you use hacks and put some time into it. Airline Loyalty Programs and Credit Cards are easy free trips if you are smart about it.

As someone who flies for leisure monthly at a minimum and I’m as cheap as Druff, I rarely pay for a flight, using miles most times if it makes financial sense. American Airlines has groups dedicated on ways to earn loyalty points and then use them to get free flights. Flexibility matters at times but flights can usually be found for under 10,000 miles one way. A good example is you use the AA shopping portal and Simply Miles to stack purchases along with your AA credit card. You buy pet food at Chewy or Petsmart online when it’s 10 times miles, etc. But the big ones are stuff like Food Services like Blue Apron, Hello Fresh and others. You can get up to 7000 miles for signing up for a week and spend less than $20 on the first order. You have to then remember to skip each week for the next 5 weeks and then cancel. So you get a flight for less than $30. And new opportunities are coming up everyday. I just bought custom Dog Food for $30 from The Pets Table and I don’t even have a dog. But stacked it’s almost 10,000 miles and I’ll donate the food.

I just booked a Round Trip to St Thomas USVI for 17,000 miles.. It might not last forever but I’ll take it while it lasts. As always you need the discipline to pay off the card monthly or every benefit is lost in interest.

And to stay on point, be smart and don’t be a sucker like Chrissy in any way at all!

[Pickleball]

Perhaps I should elaborate on this some more...

The Casino loses NOTHING by offering Cruise certs. In many cases, they OWN the cruise liner or at least the Casino inside offering gaming and make their Revenue back that way.

Port Fees are Paid by the Passenger, but are usually a low amount of under $200 per family.

And you can have a long lapse in play and they will still send the offer to folks who have a decent play history and higher tier status, like the aforementioned relative of mine that asked me to swipe his card for both offers and play with their card to avoid negating future offers.

In fact I see many old frogs in Scooters parked at the Kiosk of Free Cruise Offer day with up to 10 player cards, swiping and redeeming the offer for family & friends. It obviously holds up the line(s) but it's a great +EV play if you roll with circles who do this for gifts, Promotional offers, Free Play and Room Offers.

Ballys and CET properties practically BEG you to come down on Free Cruise day to the point they will offer you a "Second Chance" offer if you don't show up the first time! So they're not hurting at all and they want to give out as many as they can to get people gambling, eating, drinking and most importantly TIPPING on these ships!

*New Video from Squirtstopher atop the Space Needle*

Just Chrissy yapping about nonsense and nothing worth seeing. Of course numerous other tourists look annoyed to be in the angry midget's recordings, wonder if he got their permission to film or did they say "FUCK YOU!?!"

And where are all those Winning Slot Videos from Mr. $100 in and Win EVERY SINGLE DAY??? Seems like he's gone from Jackpots to Shitpots in less than 6 months... again! #Billy Goat Life Baby!

I can give you more details on this, because I used to take a lot of these cruises in the 2010s.

The "free cruises" are a marketing partnership. The casino does not pay the cruise line, and the cruise line does not pay the casino. It's basically a way to get the land casino's losing gamblers onboard, where it's assumed a fair number of them will shoot off in the onboard casino.

There is no play requirement onboard. You can completely stay out of the casino, and nobody will care, nor will it affect your status or comps on land.

The "port fees" thing is a semi-scam. The land casino tells you that you're responsible for "port charges, fees, and taxes", and you assume it's just charges the cruise line has to pay at the ports which are passed onto the customer.




In reality, the port fees and taxes are fairly minimal, but the cruise line tacks on a $200 or so (per person) "admin fee", just because they can. So the cruise is never free. It's actually $200 plus port charges & taxes. Still a great deal, but not free.

You are also expected to pay a $15 or so per person per day "gratuity" which is automatically added to your account. These tend to be difficult to opt out of. In fact, some lines like NCL make you do it by mail when you're back home. These aren't real gratuities, and in fact are pocketed by the cruise line. Another industry semi-scam.

Cruising requires a lot of expertise and experience regarding how to get value, not waste money, and get the most out of your experience. Chrissy is a moron and a fake rich guy, so no doubt he will fuck it all up, AAAAAAAAND lose his ass in the onboard casino.

@ Druff or anyone who knows the answer to my question. At least thirty years ago, the ships would distribute empty envelopes in the passenger's cabins for tipping the waiters, bus boys and the cabin steward. Back then, the recommended daily tips were $6.00 per day for the waiters and cabin stewards and $3.00 per day for the bus boys. It was customary for the passengers to hand out the tips on the last day of the cruise. Rumor had it that the servant type employees were only making around 3o cents per hour and their tips were crucial for them to make a living. On the morning of the debarkation but prior to the passengers exiting the ship, I saw a waiter and his bus boy confront a passenger who did not show up for dinner on the last night of the cruise and never gave him or his busboy their cash tips. Fast forward to when the cruise industry started tacking on these tips to their passenger's credit cards. If as you say, the auto-generated tips are pocketed by the cruise companies, how is it possible for the staff to make livable wages? I am only talking about the waiters, bus boys and cabin stewards. The rest of the staff and contract show people do not depend on tips.

Back when cash tips were the norm, I always wondered how many peoplet squandered their tip money before the cruise was over. Esepcially those that love gambling in the casinos.

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy with an idiot post that BWB has referenced.

Chrissy asks what people would do if they only had 24 hours left to live, and why they arent doing it now?


PRetty sure if Chrissy knew he had 24 hours left to live [and rarely do people get that precise a time if they arent on Death Row, or likely suffering end stage terminal illness] he'd be trying to get into a meth fuelled gay orgy.