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    mike go eat a cookie and nap it out for a while

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    mike we have 75% of your ticket to north dakota bought, but we are going to have to escrow it with druff until you provide evidence you got off the bus in north dakota because youre such a weasily little liar.

    did things go well re: the loan from your aunt?

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    mike we have 75% of your ticket to north dakota bought, but we are going to have to escrow it with druff until you provide evidence you got off the bus in north dakota because youre such a weasily little liar.

    did things go well re: the loan from your aunt?
    Aunt was never loaning me anything, but we have dinner Monday.

    I would just as soon forward you the email she sent me, in which she called the idea proof "I am a man without a plan" and nothing else. She hates the idea, mom spent the cash today on my stupid fucking license (hence the blues) I mean, yeah it's a $2500 loan (yes it cost that much) but I feel like a fucking 32 year old infant who can't fend for himself at this point. I want to scream, but it won't do me any good. Mom says she won't lift a finger for North Dakota, so it's all coming down to balls at this point. I HAVE TO GET AWAY JESUS FUCK ME, my family is going to BABY me until I'm 50 and they all DIE and I'll be left standing around holding my dick.

    On the plus this allows my record to be cleared and I am eligible for the navy (and I am not getting on that merry go round right now)

    Bottom line: I need a JOB, and I need one now. I stayed around helping my parents night and day until their house sold and they moved on ,which they have, now it's time to take care of ME.

    The guy I live with told me he wants me to work at a burger place, he had the most fascinating perspective- says working a job like mcdonalds will immerse me back into an environment where I interact with people and can re-establish my personality (I seem to lack social decorum...oh wait, I've heard that before) and also it's a job I'll have to work hard at to survive and it will test my patience, working for so little.

    Interesting philosophy. Seems working full time and going to Heald or ITT Tech would be my #1 but heading out to ND allows me to fucking ESCAPE I just want an adventure and to be daring, be dangerous, NOT have mom around to help out (which is why she's against it) I won't know anyone, I might die AND THIS MEANS I WILL BE LIVING FOR FUCKS SAKE!

    Will get back to you, going to try and be a "man with a plan" for once in my life, and stick to it. Hard part is writing the blasted plan in the first place....

    Appreciate the support, from you and Skatz, I realize I was a letdown but you are all rooting for the nice guy to not fail for once.

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    You know, that $2500 needs to be paid by Farmers. I asked a buddy (nameless for now) what he thought, and he told me I wasn't pressuring Farmers to pay the money they rightfully owe here.

    How can I leverage an insurance company tho, Vedo always said "They won't pay you if they don't fear you" so how can I make this insurance company fear me when I am not even insured with them? hmm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickastley View Post
    mike go eat a cookie and nap it out for a while
    Sage advice...

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    mike we have 75% of your ticket to north dakota bought, but we are going to have to escrow it with druff until you provide evidence you got off the bus in north dakota because youre such a weasily little liar.

    did things go well re: the loan from your aunt?
    Aunt was never loaning me anything, but we have dinner Monday.

    I would just as soon forward you the email she sent me, in which she called the idea proof "I am a man without a plan" and nothing else. She hates the idea, mom spent the cash today on my stupid fucking license (hence the blues) I mean, yeah it's a $2500 loan (yes it cost that much) but I feel like a fucking 32 year old infant who can't fend for himself at this point. I want to scream, but it won't do me any good. Mom says she won't lift a finger for North Dakota, so it's all coming down to balls at this point. I HAVE TO GET AWAY JESUS FUCK ME, my family is going to BABY me until I'm 50 and they all DIE and I'll be left standing around holding my dick.

    On the plus this allows my record to be cleared and I am eligible for the navy (and I am not getting on that merry go round right now)

    Bottom line: I need a JOB, and I need one now. I stayed around helping my parents night and day until their house sold and they moved on ,which they have, now it's time to take care of ME.

    The guy I live with told me he wants me to work at a burger place, he had the most fascinating perspective- says working a job like mcdonalds will immerse me back into an environment where I interact with people and can re-establish my personality (I seem to lack social decorum...oh wait, I've heard that before) and also it's a job I'll have to work hard at to survive and it will test my patience, working for so little.

    Interesting philosophy. Seems working full time and going to Heald or ITT Tech would be my #1 but heading out to ND allows me to fucking ESCAPE I just want an adventure and to be daring, be dangerous, NOT have mom around to help out (which is why she's against it) I won't know anyone, I might die AND THIS MEANS I WILL BE LIVING FOR FUCKS SAKE!

    Will get back to you, going to try and be a "man with a plan" for once in my life, and stick to it. Hard part is writing the blasted plan in the first place....

    Appreciate the support, from you and Skatz, I realize I was a letdown but you are all rooting for the nice guy to not fail for once.
    408McMike flipping burgers at McDonalds lol. Imagine how creepy it would be if you were a 16 year old girl working with Mike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post

    Aunt was never loaning me anything, but we have dinner Monday.

    I would just as soon forward you the email she sent me, in which she called the idea proof "I am a man without a plan" and nothing else. She hates the idea, mom spent the cash today on my stupid fucking license (hence the blues) I mean, yeah it's a $2500 loan (yes it cost that much) but I feel like a fucking 32 year old infant who can't fend for himself at this point. I want to scream, but it won't do me any good. Mom says she won't lift a finger for North Dakota, so it's all coming down to balls at this point. I HAVE TO GET AWAY JESUS FUCK ME, my family is going to BABY me until I'm 50 and they all DIE and I'll be left standing around holding my dick.

    On the plus this allows my record to be cleared and I am eligible for the navy (and I am not getting on that merry go round right now)

    Bottom line: I need a JOB, and I need one now. I stayed around helping my parents night and day until their house sold and they moved on ,which they have, now it's time to take care of ME.

    The guy I live with told me he wants me to work at a burger place, he had the most fascinating perspective- says working a job like mcdonalds will immerse me back into an environment where I interact with people and can re-establish my personality (I seem to lack social decorum...oh wait, I've heard that before) and also it's a job I'll have to work hard at to survive and it will test my patience, working for so little.

    Interesting philosophy. Seems working full time and going to Heald or ITT Tech would be my #1 but heading out to ND allows me to fucking ESCAPE I just want an adventure and to be daring, be dangerous, NOT have mom around to help out (which is why she's against it) I won't know anyone, I might die AND THIS MEANS I WILL BE LIVING FOR FUCKS SAKE!

    Will get back to you, going to try and be a "man with a plan" for once in my life, and stick to it. Hard part is writing the blasted plan in the first place....

    Appreciate the support, from you and Skatz, I realize I was a letdown but you are all rooting for the nice guy to not fail for once.
    408McMike flipping burgers at McDonalds lol. Imagine how creepy it would be if you were a 16 year old girl working with Mike.

    lol. She would probably quit after the first day.

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    I will be happy to escrow any money involved in this venture, and will stick to the letter to the agreed-upon terms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I will be happy to escrow any money involved in this venture, and will stick to the letter to the agreed-upon terms.

    MIKE LETS FUCKING ROLL.

    DESTINY IS KNOCKING. WILL YOU ANSWER THE DOOR? I MEAN, THE FRONT DOOR, NOT THE ONE YOUR MOM REMOVED FROM YOUR ROOM.

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    Still stings.

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    there is dece fly fishing in north dakota braj.

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    i heard the best time to go try and find a job & housing in n dakota is the winter, so don't put this off mikey

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    My brother in law, who is about as smart as 408 moved to ND about 3 months ago. He had no money, no real work experience, not really anything. Within 2 weeks he had found steady employment with Union wages working for the railroad loading and unloading who the fuck knows. Sure, he has to live in ND, but they really are desperate for people. It's perfect for people like 4PoeSteaks, but you have to be willing to move away from mommy, which we all know Steaks isn't willing to do.
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    Vegas is there any chance I can buy you some steaks and mail them to you or something?
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    I do believe Iraq was a huge mistake
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    Why the fuck is the world (cough US) allowing these backward fuckers have nukes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post

    Aunt was never loaning me anything, but we have dinner Monday.

    I would just as soon forward you the email she sent me, in which she called the idea proof "I am a man without a plan" and nothing else. She hates the idea, mom spent the cash today on my stupid fucking license (hence the blues) I mean, yeah it's a $2500 loan (yes it cost that much) but I feel like a fucking 32 year old infant who can't fend for himself at this point. I want to scream, but it won't do me any good. Mom says she won't lift a finger for North Dakota, so it's all coming down to balls at this point. I HAVE TO GET AWAY JESUS FUCK ME, my family is going to BABY me until I'm 50 and they all DIE and I'll be left standing around holding my dick.

    On the plus this allows my record to be cleared and I am eligible for the navy (and I am not getting on that merry go round right now)

    Bottom line: I need a JOB, and I need one now. I stayed around helping my parents night and day until their house sold and they moved on ,which they have, now it's time to take care of ME.

    The guy I live with told me he wants me to work at a burger place, he had the most fascinating perspective- says working a job like mcdonalds will immerse me back into an environment where I interact with people and can re-establish my personality (I seem to lack social decorum...oh wait, I've heard that before) and also it's a job I'll have to work hard at to survive and it will test my patience, working for so little.

    Interesting philosophy. Seems working full time and going to Heald or ITT Tech would be my #1 but heading out to ND allows me to fucking ESCAPE I just want an adventure and to be daring, be dangerous, NOT have mom around to help out (which is why she's against it) I won't know anyone, I might die AND THIS MEANS I WILL BE LIVING FOR FUCKS SAKE!

    Will get back to you, going to try and be a "man with a plan" for once in my life, and stick to it. Hard part is writing the blasted plan in the first place....

    Appreciate the support, from you and Skatz, I realize I was a letdown but you are all rooting for the nice guy to not fail for once.
    408McMike flipping burgers at McDonalds lol. Imagine how creepy it would be if you were a 16 year old girl working with Mike.
    Why am I suddenly reminded of the movie "Falling Down"?

    I guarentee McMike fired after 2 days for embezzling cheese burgers to pay off gambling debts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anal_Hershiser View Post
    My brother in law, who is about as smart as 408 moved to ND about 3 months ago. He had no money, no real work experience, not really anything. Within 2 weeks he had found steady employment with Union wages working for the railroad loading and unloading who the fuck knows. Sure, he has to live in ND, but they really are desperate for people. It's perfect for people like 4PoeSteaks, but you have to be willing to move away from mommy, which we all know Steaks isn't willing to do.
    this.

    people have been starting over in north dakota for ages. its easy to scrape by panning for gold & silver while camping out and doing odd jobs until your application clears for the oil field work, and all the while youre making connections and establishing your rep as a real man, a man who can be trusted and counted on.

    so standard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Anal_Hershiser View Post
    My brother in law, who is about as smart as 408 moved to ND about 3 months ago. He had no money, no real work experience, not really anything. Within 2 weeks he had found steady employment with Union wages working for the railroad loading and unloading who the fuck knows. Sure, he has to live in ND, but they really are desperate for people. It's perfect for people like 4PoeSteaks, but you have to be willing to move away from mommy, which we all know Steaks isn't willing to do.
    this.

    people have been starting over in north dakota for ages. its easy to scrape by panning for gold & silver while camping out and doing odd jobs until your application clears for the oil field work, and all the while youre making connections and establishing your rep as a real man, a man who can be trusted and counted on.

    so standard.
    you're dead wrong as usual.......taking a job on an oil rig/pumping facility is anything but easy. In fact it's very dangerous, thus, the relative pay scale........You would never have encountered such an environment as you've been spoon overfed by a gay parent. You know nothing of real life pony boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post

    this.

    people have been starting over in north dakota for ages. its easy to scrape by panning for gold & silver while camping out and doing odd jobs until your application clears for the oil field work, and all the while youre making connections and establishing your rep as a real man, a man who can be trusted and counted on.

    so standard.
    you're dead wrong as usual.......taking a job on an oil rig/pumping facility is anything but easy. In fact it's very dangerous, thus, the relative pay scale........You would never have encountered such an environment as you've been spoon overfed by a gay parent. You know nothing of real life pony boy.
    Once again you are completely fucking clueless. It's no more dangerous than any other job working with heavy machinery or construction. The oil industry isn't like it was in "There Will Be Blood" anymore you stupid little asshole. Machines do most of the real work. Reliable, strong workers are in very high demand. The high wages are a result of being expected to fucking live in ND. That, and it's hard, physical work. None of which you know one fucking thing about. Go back to your 12th free Canadian rehab center that obviously hasn't accomplished one fucking thing except for you pissing away your fellow citizens tax dollars. You are a perfect example of why Health Care should not be free. You're a societal leech. Just like 40Ape. Please die of cirrhosis as soon as possible. You will not be missed. By anyone.
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    Vegas is there any chance I can buy you some steaks and mail them to you or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anal_Hershiser View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    you're dead wrong as usual.......taking a job on an oil rig/pumping facility is anything but easy. In fact it's very dangerous, thus, the relative pay scale........You would never have encountered such an environment as you've been spoon overfed by a gay parent. You know nothing of real life pony boy.
    Once again you are completely fucking clueless. It's no more dangerous than any other job working with heavy machinery or construction. The oil industry isn't like it was in "There Will Be Blood" anymore you stupid little asshole. Machines do most of the real work. Reliable, strong workers are in very high demand. The high wages are a result of being expected to fucking live in ND. That, and it's hard, physical work. None of which you know one fucking thing about. Go back to your 12th free Canadian rehab center that obviously hasn't accomplished one fucking thing except for you pissing away your fellow citizens tax dollars. You are a perfect example of why Health Care should not be free. You're a societal leech. Just like 40Ape. Please die of cirrhosis as soon as possible. You will not be missed. By anyone.

    you're wrong and again you've proven how ignorant you are.........a total fool..... no one will believe you again as you've been dead wrong on various simple issues

    you're a fool

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
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    Once again you are completely fucking clueless. It's no more dangerous than any other job working with heavy machinery or construction. The oil industry isn't like it was in "There Will Be Blood" anymore you stupid little asshole. Machines do most of the real work. Reliable, strong workers are in very high demand. The high wages are a result of being expected to fucking live in ND. That, and it's hard, physical work. None of which you know one fucking thing about. Go back to your 12th free Canadian rehab center that obviously hasn't accomplished one fucking thing except for you pissing away your fellow citizens tax dollars. You are a perfect example of why Health Care should not be free. You're a societal leech. Just like 40Ape. Please die of cirrhosis as soon as possible. You will not be missed. By anyone.

    you're wrong and again you've proven how ignorant you are.........a total fool..... no one will believe you again as you've been dead wrong on various simple issues

    you're a fool
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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    Vegas is there any chance I can buy you some steaks and mail them to you or something?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    I do believe Iraq was a huge mistake
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Why the fuck is the world (cough US) allowing these backward fuckers have nukes.

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