Dan Druff 
Mikes mentality makes me think of the Adam Carolla rant
It isnt your house. If your mom wants to take the door off your room and put gay black cock posters all over the walls she can do that.
If you are over 18 your mom doesnt owe you shit. No one owes you shit. If she is really crazy get the fuck away and never talk to her again.
I understand the economy is tough out there but jesus man.. It sounds like joining the military is your best option at this point. At least they will feed you and shit. If you do join, try to get involved in a branch that allows you to learn some technical skills, anything mechanical or having to do with computers. If you spend four years being a grunt, you will be in the exact same position you are now when you get out.
