ok so I woke up half smashed from the night before. They don't sell beer or alcohol in Mexico before 10 am
rolled down to the Oxxo literally right at 10:01 AM to score some tequila and some cold brewskis
parked in a handicapped spot ....didn't think much of it until I come walking out with my bags of booze greeted by the policia
but i know how they roll....these n-words just wanna get PAID
i had 700 pesos on me....like 60 bucks something like that
they are like hey we have to take you to the police station.....Im basically like fuck that...lets settle up right here amigos
so they let me go 700 pesos later and I roll back home
continued to get trashed
so my friend Leon shows up to take me out to the sand dunes in the Jeep to try out the 4WD
we have a blast tearing that shit up for like an hour at sunset...then go for dinner
amazing red snapper with this nice fruit salsa
then we start doing SHOTS
Leon bails....I keep drinking and buying basically everybody in the whole place shots of Cuervo
ok time to leave
I run out of gas on the way home
sitting there with the the top off in Mexico at 2 am on the side of the road thinking what the fuck am I gonna do now
cops roll up....I am not even going to pretend to be sober
we all start cracking up because I'm trashed and they know I'm trashed.....was hilarious
long story short they are like stay here....we'll be right back....they go to get me gas and come back in about 15 minutes
then they escort me home and we all pound a cold beer before I give them 1000 pesos for not locking me up
Mexico is awesome
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