You are an American on vacation in a western European country, a medium-sized city.

You're just passing through this city and will not be staying there beyond the meal you stopped for, and one sight you're going to see later.

Everyone is in the mood for sandwiches, so you go on Google Maps and find one that looks good. You see a highly rated one with a decent number of reviews, and set your GPS for it. The parking is lousy, so you need to park about 1/3 mile away and walk.

You get there and it's not what you pictured. It's a tiny, hot place with no A/C, and some Asian dude behind the counter, who appears to be the owner. There are relatively few meat choices, and the whole thing doesn't seem special. Nobody else is eating there. You have a hard time picturing that everyone in the internet loves this place, but maybe somehow the food is incredible.

Shortly after you're done ordering, a fly lands on the bread. He seems to see it and not be bothered by it, nor shoo it away. Uh oh!

About 5 minutes later, you ask if there's a bathroom. He tells you there's one outside in the back. You go there, and it's horrifying. It's the only bathroom on premises, it's tiny, dirty, and there is no soap at all. And when I say no soap, I don't mean he ran out. I mean there's a broken dispenser which has been ripped off the wall a long time ago, and no soap has been in the room for a long time. There's a weird sponge sitting on the sink. You realize that's the bathroom HE uses, too, and you realize the sanitation of this place is awful.

By the time you get out, the food is almost ready. You haven't paid yet, though.

You wonder why this place had so many 5-star reviews. You go take a second look, and notice that almost all of them are obviously fake. Doh!

What do you do at this point? You have ordered 3 sandwiches.

JEW make the call!