Thank god we stopped these dirty porn freaks from launching the next pandemic.

Chimpanzees were cute too until they started AIDS.

Or did the Jooz cause AIDS? Or is AIDS fake? It’s hard to keep track anymore.

Why stop at one? I might have ten, a regular tv brood
I'd breed a little liberal army in the woods
Just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar
With their tribe of mutant inbred piglets with cloven hooves


I'd teach 'em how to plant a bomb, start a fire, play guitar
And if they catch a hunter, shoot him in the nuts
I'd try to be as progressive as I could possibly be
As long as I don't have to try too much