Looks like Ryan Lochte just destroyed his endorsement career

Not only did he fabricate the story about a Smith and Wesson being pointed at his head by a fake cop, turns out he and his swimming buddies trashed a bathroom at a gas station and pissed all over the place. The robbery he proclaimed was a security guard demanding payment for the damage they caused at the gas station.

What a total fucking douche. Just amazes me Michael Phelps sidekick was even marketable in the first place. When you dye your hair platinum in your 30s, you really just confirm you are a douche.

The only saving grace is its a near certainty he will end up like his parents, who are presently broke and had their homes foreclosed. Probably by the age of 40 we will read an Andre Rison type story on him.

I wonder what's going to happen to the three swimmers still in Brazil. Maybe Obama will trade 400 million for their release.

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Originally Posted by Draymond

What a total fucking douche. Just amazes me Michael Phelps sidekick was even marketable in the first place. When you dye your hair platinum in your 30s, you really just confirm you are a douche.

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He was never really marketable; after 2012 people got tired of this dumb schmuck real quick.

He'll always be the guy who finished behind Phelps.....a memory that will wane over time.

TMZ and other tabloids will always have a home for that douche, though. So will reality TV shows.

How naive and dumb did the other guys have to be not to snap leave like Ryan did after this happened, though. At least he was smart enough to do that.

They are talking now of a lifetime ban for Lochte. Granted, he was 32 and was never going to make the team in 2020, but he will basically be ostracized from the sport now. See how that worked out for Tonya Harding.

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Originally Posted by BiffCo99

I wonder what's going to happen to the three swimmers still in Brazil. Maybe Obama will trade 400 million for their release.

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We should gather up a ransom and trade your stupid ass to another site

will be fun to see if he sticks to the story just to bury himself even deeper, also dat platinum hair

lochte was just indicted

http://www.mediaite.com/online/break...o-authorities/

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ABC News is reporting that Ryan Lochte and US Swimming teammate Jimmy Feigen have been indicted by authorities in Rio De Janiero for false reporting of a crime.

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Lol that's cute. They indicted him. So what. It means nothing. I doubt Lochte is going to just get up one day with the craving to go back to that shit bird country.

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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit

Lol that's cute. They indicted him. So what. It means nothing. I doubt Lochte is going to just get up one day with the craving to go back to that shit bird country.

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Yup it was a great move by him how can this possibly hurt him in the long run

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Originally Posted by adamantium

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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit

Lol that's cute. They indicted him. So what. It means nothing. I doubt Lochte is going to just get up one day with the craving to go back to that shit bird country.

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Yup it was a great move by him how can this possibly hurt him in the long run

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First of all I don't believe what I read. That's your guys thing. You guys are the ones that believed his narrative of events and every other story about someone getting robbed based on nothing and then instantly believe the Brazilian version of events as soon as that hit the news. I'm sure when the next update of what happened hits the news you will shift and instantly believe that too. Second of all even your average Joe Six pack American is savvy enough to not believe what LOL Brazilian Police have to say. Just because NBC refuses to report about anything bad happening in RIO I believe the stories are hitting the heartland. Third ,what endorsements did he have coming in to this? What endorsements was he about to pick up? He will be 36 years old by the time the next Olympics starts.

Those aren't rhetorical questions. The way I understand advertising they are looking for young people. Or at least people that plan on being in the next Olympics. I would think if he loses endorsements it will be based on his age and the fact that he is in the same sport as Michael "pass the dutchy to the left hand side" Phelps and not based on him possibly leaving out details as to why the corrupt (by nearly every account possible) Brazilian authorities pointed guns at his head.

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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit

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Originally Posted by adamantium

Yup it was a great move by him how can this possibly hurt him in the long run

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First of all I don't believe what I read. That's your guys thing. You guys are the ones that believed his narrative of events and every other story about someone getting robbed based on nothing and then instantly believe the Brazilian version of events as soon as that hit the news. I'm sure when the next update of what happened hits the news you will shift and instantly believe that too. Second of all even your average Joe Six pack American is savvy enough to not believe what LOL Brazilian Police have to say. Just because NBC refuses to report about anything bad happening in RIO I believe the stories are hitting the heartland. Third ,what endorsements did he have coming in to this? What endorsements was he about to pick up? He will be 36 years old by the time the next Olympics starts.

Those aren't rhetorical questions. The way I understand advertising they are looking for young people. Or at least people that plan on being in the next Olympics. I would think if he loses endorsements it will be based on his age and the fact that he is in the same sport as Michael "pass the dutchy to the left hand side" Phelps and not based on him possibly leaving out details as to why the corrupt (by nearly every account possible) Brazilian authorities pointed guns at his head.

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the fuck outta here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIXmIxxfKSE

It's sad how stupid and naive people are about the way 3rd World corrupt governments work.

The monster favorite here, as far as scenarios go is this:

Step 1: They were "robbed", shaken down, whatever by the police.

Step 2: They complained about it to the media

Step 3: Media story gains traction and makes that god-forsaken country look even worse, if possible

Step 4: Government escalates harassment with indictments, detainments, whatever as a way to rebut the reality of the way business is done there

Step 5: 99.9% of the sheeple believe the governments version of events.

Step 6: The .01% of us with eyes to see and ears to hear, shake our head at the promise of ignorance and stupidity demonstrated by the masses

When the police rob you, who exactly are you supposed to report your crime to? They should of waited until they were out of the country to open their mouths, but you can bet a lot of money on the above scenario being the truth.


Amazing how stupid and naive people are that they can't see what is happening here.

Is this lack of critical thinking what future generations have to look forward to? I mean you people are really fucking stupid to believe anything other than some version of the events I laid out to be the truth.

Means nothing to me Adamant. Someone find me who endorses this putz though please. I'd never heard of him before a week ago.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Lochte

It says in 2012 he earned 5 Olympic medals

In 2016 in earned ONE Olympic medal. IN A FUCKING RELAY RACE.

I'm sure these advertisers that ignored him after 2012 were just gonna be lining up until this happened.

If anything this makes him more money. Now I've heard of him. If I was his publicist I'd be stroking my Brittney Griner at an electric pace.

the fuck outta here

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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit

Means nothing to me Adamant. Someone find me who endorses this putz though please. I'd never heard of him before a week ago.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Lochte

It says in 2012 he earned 5 Olympic medals

In 2016 in earned ONE Olympic medal. IN A FUCKING RELAY RACE.

I'm sure these advertisers that ignored him after 2012 were just gonna be lining up until this happened.

If anything this makes him more money. Now I've heard of him. If I was his publicist I'd be stroking my Brittney Griner at an electric pace.

the fuck outta here

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He is sponsored by
Airweave
Marriott
Ralph Lauren
Speedo

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Originally Posted by Sidewinder

It's sad how stupid and naive people are about the way 3rd World corrupt governments work.

The monster favorite here, as far as scenarios go is this:

Step 1: They were "robbed", shaken down, whatever by the police.

Step 2: They complained about it to the media

Step 3: Media story gains traction and makes that god-forsaken country look even worse, if possible

Step 4: Government escalates harassment with indictments, detainments, whatever as a way to rebut the reality of the way business is done there

Step 5: 99.9% of the sheeple believe the governments version of events.

Step 6: The .01% of us with eyes to see and ears to hear, shake our head at the promise of ignorance and stupidity demonstrated by the masses

When the police rob you, who exactly are you supposed to report your crime to? They should of waited until they were out of the country to open their mouths, but you can bet a lot of money on the above scenario being the truth.


Amazing how stupid and naive people are that they can't see what is happening here.

Is this lack of critical thinking what future generations have to look forward to? I mean you people are really fucking stupid to believe anything other than some version of the events I laid out to be the truth.

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Im gonna go out on a limb and say you are voting for Trump

The boys from the Just For Men Platinum division are literally out DanDruffing the blue and white in front of their headquarters trying to retrieve the seven figure deal that was to be mailed to Lochte as I write this.

The fuck outta here

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Originally Posted by Sidewinder

It's sad how stupid and naive people are about the way 3rd World corrupt governments work.

The monster favorite here, as far as scenarios go is this:

Step 1: They were "robbed", shaken down, whatever by the police.

Step 2: They complained about it to the media

Step 3: Media story gains traction and makes that god-forsaken country look even worse, if possible

Step 4: Government escalates harassment with indictments, detainments, whatever as a way to rebut the reality of the way business is done there

Step 5: 99.9% of the sheeple believe the governments version of events.

Step 6: The .01% of us with eyes to see and ears to hear, shake our head at the promise of ignorance and stupidity demonstrated by the masses

When the police rob you, who exactly are you supposed to report your crime to? They should of waited until they were out of the country to open their mouths, but you can bet a lot of money on the above scenario being the truth.


Amazing how stupid and naive people are that they can't see what is happening here.

Is this lack of critical thinking what future generations have to look forward to? I mean you people are really fucking stupid to believe anything other than some version of the events I laid out to be the truth.

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Listen to his version of what went down and then look at the gas station footage, truther
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/201...brazil-n630396

now abc is reporting only that the police recommended that lochte be indicted but that hasn't actually happened yet

http://abcnews.go.com/International/...ry?id=41496292

How much money did he make last year from endorsements? That is after an Olympics where he won five medals. He basically no showed this Olympics earning ZERO individual medals. Chances are his lucrative deal with AirWeave was about to get cut off anyway. If his publicist is worth anything this will end up making him more money.

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Originally Posted by Sidewinder

It's sad how stupid and naive people are about the way 3rd World corrupt governments work.

The monster favorite here, as far as scenarios go is this:

Step 1: They were "robbed", shaken down, whatever by the police.

Step 2: They complained about it to the media

Step 3: Media story gains traction and makes that god-forsaken country look even worse, if possible

Step 4: Government escalates harassment with indictments, detainments, whatever as a way to rebut the reality of the way business is done there

Step 5: 99.9% of the sheeple believe the governments version of events.

Step 6: The .01% of us with eyes to see and ears to hear, shake our head at the promise of ignorance and stupidity demonstrated by the masses

When the police rob you, who exactly are you supposed to report your crime to? They should of waited until they were out of the country to open their mouths, but you can bet a lot of money on the above scenario being the truth.


Amazing how stupid and naive people are that they can't see what is happening here.

Is this lack of critical thinking what future generations have to look forward to? I mean you people are really fucking stupid to believe anything other than some version of the events I laid out to be the truth.

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Im gonna go out on a limb and say you are voting for Trump

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Well now you are 0-2. The police almost for sure shook these swimmers (and others) down and 0% chance I vote for Trump.

British swimmers were also robbed by the police. This is how it works in 3rd world type hell holes. Duh. When you vote Dem or Repub, they send our money down ( and up and around) to these countries in the form of "aid". "Aid" is a code word for "steal me". The government steals this money and it never makes it to the people. The corruption starts at the top. It is how the fucking world works. Seriously --- who is this stupid?

Honestly, I am not sure if it is better going through life being an idiot; little bo-peep who believes everything they hear on TV and incapable of thinking for yourself, or knowing the truth about the way the world works.