What's up scumbags
In a weird way I missed you people even though the vast majority of posters here are degenerate scumbags. But I guess that is the glue that holds this 'community' together.
I actually have several anecdotes to share, but one in particular I'm going to thrust to center stage.
I left Mexico about 3 weeks ago.
Honestly the #1 reason was because I missed my food. In and out burger, outback steakhouse, red lobster, taco Bell, chipotle' . countless other sanctuaries for blissful food.
It's ironic I had to cross the border from Mexico to eat decent Mexican food. I actually made 2 trips into San Diego just to get a decent burger.
OK let's move on...
So my wrangler was leaking oil like crazy and had fuel compression issues so I put it up on Craigslist for 5400. Fair price IMO
Had a ton of responses, but a lot of low ballers. I was pretty firm on my price. I wanted no less than 5k
OK trying to not go into too much detail here but I dedicated 4 & a half hours crossing the border from San Ysidro into Chula Vista to sell it to an interested party.
Now I'm not going to lie I was short on cash and a tad desperate. Then this motherfucker turns off his cell phone after I had crossed the border.
So I'm sitting there in a Denny's parking lot after leaving two or three voicemails and wondering what I'm going to do. Honestly I was really concerned because I have left Tommy at my house in Rosarito and I knew he was probably really scared being left alone for over 8 hours or so
So after this guy didn't pick his phone up and I knew the deal was bust I decide to head back across the Mexican border.
Well I am across the border and thinking I'm home free when suddenly the federal police are banging on my window flashing their flashlights in my jeep demanding I stop and pull over.
I had expired tags on the Jeep from December of 2015.... and the next thing I know I'm getting escorted out of Mexico from the federal police.
Also apparently I was on their radar for making money within Mexican borders from web design and from my winnings on PokerStars last year
So after I get deported from Mexico I'm back at the same Denny's parking lot sitting there stressing out about Tommy being by himself wondering what the fuck I was going to do
I hated the idea of spending $90 for a hotel room at Motel 6 or some other rat hole
After about 2 or 3 hours I decided fuck it I'm going to try to get back across the border again
When you cross into Mexico there are about 30 different Lanes where you can pass. And when they stopped me I was all the way to the right hand side so this time I decided to stick to the left hand side hopefully so I wasn't recognized
I could see the sign saying Ensenada and Rosarito and I was almost home free when suddenly they're tapping on my window and Shining a flashlight in my face again
I'm thinking shit, could my luck get any worse.
Truthfully the only thing I was really worried about was my poor little puppy sitting at home by himself wondering where I was
So after about 30 minutes of Hardcore negotiating I had to bribe my way back in by paying the federal police $80 to let me back in to shitbag Mexico.
Okay so that is chapter 1
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So I have a client of mine who lives in La Mesa near San Diego and he offered to let me stay at his place. He has a nice house and a little guest room. Of course I'm not looking to move in permanently but it was a good solution for a few days without having to drop 90 bucks and night on a crappy motel room in Southern California.
Sorry for being so long-winded about this story but there are so many details that I would like to share that make it that much more interesting.
His girlfriend was letting her degenerate crackhead white trash son stay at his place and he ended up stealing $600 out of my wallet and also stole my laptop.
In the last week I have been going back and forth with the district attorney in El Cajon as they're threatening me if I don't appear in court to testify against him after I called the cops and got his ass arrested
He got out of jail yesterday morning and I get a phone call from him out of the blue telling me thank you so much for not ruining my life
The district attorney in El Cajon wanted to bury this guy on 3 felony charges which were all contingent upon my testimony based upon the evening that he stole my shit.
But believe it or not I am a very nice person and I did not want to ruin his life. After multiple threats from the District Attorney's office I told them to basically go fuck themselves
I think 90% of the people on this forum know that I despise cops.
I did give this a lot of thought because I hate getting ripped off. It made me really upset to lose 600 bucks and my laptop. But after serious consideration I realized this is just some confused pilled out kid.
He clearly had a big problem with Oxycontin and probably heroin addiction.
This was a very difficult decision for me when I knew I was in a good position to drop the hammer on his face and put him behind bars for 5 to 10 years
But the district attorney in El Cajon was absolutely Relentless with voicemails and their phone calls to me insisting I appear in court. But the more persistent they were the less I wanted to cooperate.
Anyway I guess I could go on a lot more about this scenario but this has been long enough and I need a cocktail
Peace fuckers
Oh and on a side note this is one of only three stories that I really want to tell here but I figured this was the best one to start with
It's a miracle I'm still alive and I'm grateful to get out of Mexico.
Clicking post thread now.
PS how fucking embarrassing is it to get deported from Mexico
