How to lose 30k in 30 mins

Book last minute red eye to get out of Las Vegas as you are sick of town. 5 drinks deep

Order room service with two bottles of champagne and burger for dinner. Drink one and a half bottles

Leave 100k on account at casino so it becomes monopoly money

give yourself 30 minutes extra to gamble before going to tax/limo stand and bring bags down with you to table

take out a "marker" even though you already have money on account and start betting 500-1k a hand

lose a bunch of hands in a row and start betting 2-5k a hand

continue to lose and dealer says "easy mark sfo"

go to airport and drink on plane.

should have pissed in the corner obv

and i don't get it, if you had money on the books, why take out a marker?

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Originally Posted by WillieMcFML

should have pissed in the corner obv

and i don't get it, if you had money on the books, why take out a marker?

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Even if you have money on books they call it a marker for some reason.

sick

don't want to rub it in but garrett could have won the main event 3 times for you

Thought this was a "I just tied the knot and I'm having buyer's remorse" thread

pretty sure that would cost more than 30k braj

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should have pissed in the corner obv

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Step up your game son...

http://news.yahoo.com/guy-peed-over-...012014523.html

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There are plenty of nuisances on airplanes, from dogs pooping in the aisle, to people hogging the bathroom to have sex in it, to crazy screaming God freakouts, but getting peed on has got to be the worst.

An Oregon man was booked into jail on Friday, accused of peeing on several other passengers on a Jet Blue flight to Portland.

Accordingo to KOIN 6, Jeff D. Rubin was arrested on charges of second-degree criminal mischief and offensive littering after he woke up shortly before landing, "stood up and began urinating through the crack of the seat onto the passengers seated in front of him,” a police report said.

Then he fell backwards and “urinate(d) upwards which got the passengers and seats next to him as well as some other passengers’ personal belongings,” the report says.

Cops boarded the plane and found Rubin slumped over sleeping in his seat. He was released from jail after about five hours.

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/cP...18882ac1e63283

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One thing I've learned especially in casinos is if you only have a short period of time like 30 minutes to kill before you have to leave and are prone to having to get to even then you will get destroyed from time to time.

This is especially true if you get behind early then start betting hard in hopes to get to even or profit obv.

On the flip side it can be a nice hit and run SFO if you actually run hot in that 30 minutes.

W&RMHOLE SACRIFIEC OBV

Did anyone ask you to switch seats on the flight?

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Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker

One thing I've learned especially in casinos is you will get destroyed from time to time.

On the flip side it can be a nice if you actually run hot .

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you mean when you gamble sometimes you lose and sometimes you win?

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Originally Posted by Corrigan

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Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker

One thing I've learned especially in casinos is if you only have a short period of time like 30 minutes to kill before you have to leave and are prone to having to get to even then you will get destroyed from time to time.

This is especially true if you get behind early then start betting hard in hopes to get to even or profit obv.

On the flip side it can be a nice hit and run SFO if you actually run hot in that 30 minutes.

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you mean when you gamble sometimes you lose and sometimes you win?

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We already knew you were a selective reader sir but you come back from time to time just so people don't forget it.

How many black hookers though?

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Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe

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On that note, 49ers are a lock for monday, I think they are +2.5

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Originally Posted by cmoney

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Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe

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On that note, 49ers are a lock for monday, I think they are +2.5

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C$ TMMLK disagrees with you - lock is Minnesota -2.5 as well as Washigton +3.5 - TMMLK Money truck For The WIN!!! - C$ is god

:ohh

could have banged a super model.....o wait you already do.

C$ = sky wizard

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Originally Posted by TMMLK

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Originally Posted by cmoney

On that note, 49ers are a lock for monday, I think they are +2.5

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C$ TMMLK disagrees with you - lock is Minnesota -2.5 as well as Washigton +3.5 - TMMLK Money truck For The WIN!!! - C$ is god

:ohh

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FUCKING MORON

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Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker

One thing I've learned especially in casinos is if you only have a short period of time like 30 minutes to kill before you have to leave and are prone to having to get to even then you will get destroyed from time to time.

This is especially true if you get behind early then start betting hard in hopes to get to even or profit obv.

On the flip side it can be a nice hit and run SFO if you actually run hot in that 30 minutes.

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Originally Posted by cmoney

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Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe

W&RMHOLE SACRIFIEC OBV

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On that note, 49ers are a lock for monday, I think they are +2.5

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I think this degen episode just primed the pump for some epic wormhole action.

Punish them.