You Most Likely Can Afford - Super-Moist Food Porn

Bun
Pickles
Jalapenos
Burger w/ Sauteed Onions
Cheese
Bacon
Burger w/ Sauteed Onions
Cheese
Bacon
Mustard
Ketchup
Tomato
Mayo
Bun


disclaimer:
**this thread is for entertainment purposes only, and i am in no way responsible for the e-coli or salmonella harvested by orphaned toddlers**

Looks good.

..........And welcome back to the Redneck Weekend Roundup

Did you pay for all that with the money you stole from yebsite?

should have had your tomato on the side.

God damn, that looks deliscious!

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Originally Posted by PLOL

Did you pay for all that with the money you stole from yebsite?

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:to

You have the culinary prowess of a meth-head.

Mayo and ketchup needs to be eliminated. Also get those redneck frozen 1.99 OreIda horseshit excuse for fries out of sight. Step up your game and get some Alexia sweet potato fries(waffle cut or julienne). If you MUST redneck it up add a small circle of Sweet Baby Rays to the top of the bun(not directly on the burger).

Fucken Imbeciles on these boards.

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Originally Posted by OSA

You have the culinary prowess of a meth-head.

Mayo and ketchup needs to be eliminated. Also get those redneck frozen 1.99 OreIda horseshit excuse for fries out of sight. Step up your game and get some Alexia sweet potato fries(waffle cut or julienne). If you MUST redneck it up add a small circle of Sweet Baby Rays to the top of the bun(not directly on the burger).

Fucken Imbeciles on these boards.

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these are god



and don't try to spit that game at me you twink loving racist

mayo provides a delicate balance to the fatty bacon, SFO

btw that's grass fed organic beef

:boom

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Originally Posted by OSA

You have the culinary prowess of a meth-head.

Mayo and ketchup needs to be eliminated. Also get those redneck frozen 1.99 OreIda horseshit excuse for fries out of sight. Step up your game and get some Alexia sweet potato fries(waffle cut or julienne). If you MUST redneck it up add a small circle of Sweet Baby Rays to the top of the bun(not directly on the burger).

Fucken Imbeciles on these boards.

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The gay likes sweet potato fries, shocking.

:gtfo

Is that a giant pickle slice on the bottom? I thought it was a bell pepper at first.

Whip one of those up for me right quick, couldja?

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

Is that a giant pickle slice on the bottom? I thought it was a bell pepper at first.

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Originally Posted by limitles

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Originally Posted by OSA

You have the culinary prowess of a meth-head.

Mayo and ketchup needs to be eliminated. Also get those redneck frozen 1.99 OreIda horseshit excuse for fries out of sight. Step up your game and get some Alexia sweet potato fries(waffle cut or julienne). If you MUST redneck it up add a small circle of Sweet Baby Rays to the top of the bun(not directly on the burger).

Fucken Imbeciles on these boards.

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The gay likes sweet potato fries, shocking.

:gtfo

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Not just the gays. We rednecks also like the sweet potato fries as well as tots. These pickles aren't nationiwide I don't think but they are the tits.

http://www.b2ideas.com/blog/wp-conte..._m-300x224.jpg

I'm going to try to replicate this. Willie, what is your advice on Burger and Bun selection?

Also, you need to add some light seasoning, imo

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Originally Posted by PLOL

I'm going to try to replicate this. Willie, what is your advice on Burger and Bun selection?

Also, you need to add some light seasoning, imo

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did you really think for a second i didn't season that bitch?

seasoned salt, pepper, garlic


80/20 grass fed beef is GOD

a brioche bun is playing great, but if you just have regular hamburger buns at least steam them on top of the beef and sauteed onions

also didn't have any good lettuce on hand but a piece between the mayo and the tomato would have been clutch

..and post pics obv.

going to try to add to this thread on a regular basis.

leaning towards a timeless classic with a twist tonight: mac n cheese w/ candied bacon

I like super-fattening food as much as anyone, but this actually looks gross to me.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

I like super-fattening food as much as anyone, but this actually looks gross to me.

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it's the cum shot of mayo & ketchup dripping down the side isn't it?

not a great picture tbh

The only thing missing is the side of insulin.