Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Chrissy is too dumb to realize how tough it is to become a pro athlete.

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Slight disagree, one version of Chrissy's origin story is that he was a bad ass highschool wrestler [so bad ass he sucker punched his father, the military vet] AND had a scholarship to a college [fairly sure about the scholarship part].

So while it was amateur wrestling, he technically had the concept of what was required to be a "pro" athlete, till he gave it all away to make easy money pulling his pud.

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But in his alternate ending version of the story, he was poised to play Major league baseball after hitting the Grand Slam in the 1989 Little League World Series!

He was even invited to the Detroit Tigers spring training and traveled to Tampa to attend, until he "got hurt" by taking a fast ball to the face!!!

I'm sure it was actually because he preferred to take old man balls to his face, but either way he made up some lies and fairy tales why he couldn't cut it!

Speaking of traveling, Chrissy seems to be conserving Mileage on the Leased Caddy SUV that has a loan on it?

Perhaps Mr. Foster said to stop putting so many miles on it picking up Gay dudes at Truck stops???



Also says he had to get a tire fixed.

Wonder if that's because SOMEBODY had his tire slashed when he was parked outside Gold Coast a few weeks ago???

Ooops...

Baby Jesus talked to him when he sold his $50k a month business for $5k....
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1349982730205268

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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar

Baby Jesus talked to him when he sold his $50k a month business for $5k....
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1349982730205268

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Whats the greatest way of showing your love and devotion to the Lord's only child?

According to Chrissy, its take him to the casino, wait till your wife is in the shitter and put him down as a bet on a table game.

That video was hilarious. Short, but hilarous.

"I treated that money like Baby JEE-zus!"

Amazingly, this is one of the first times that Chrissy talked for more than 60 seconds and stuck mostly to the truth.

I believe the vast majority of this story, aside from the "Now I'm a multimillionaire" part. Unless multimillionaires typically call their father-in-law and beg them to cosign $57k vehicle loans.

Anyway, the business thing is part of the Chrissy origin story which we never heard, but is probably either true or partially true. Picture this scene:


Chrissy comes to Vegas in 2019, for some kind of MLM Scammers convention. He tries gambling for the first time, which is already hilarious because he's 40 years old and somehow has never set foot into a casino. Being the simple-minded rube he is, he instantly becomes both a degenerate gambler and one who is ignorant enough to believe that simplistic strategies like Martingale can crush the casino. He doesn't bother to ask himself, "If it's this easy, how are casinos still in business?", but just keeps firing -- and losing.

Slowly everything disappears. He shoots off all the cash, sells both cars for way under market value (probably to a dealer or used car lot), maxes out credit cards, and takes out loans. Stacy, who is at home with their newborn, is freaking out and crying to Big Daddy Robert that Chrissy is ruining her life. Robert tells her to come back to Ohio and restart her life without him, and she considers it. She and Chrissy have loads of big fights, but he dismisses her as a dumb woman who doesn't understand his genius, and how she must not love him because she has no faith in him.

There's talk of divorce. Stacy is seriously considering packing her bags and taking Bubs to Ohio.

Then... it happens. Chrissy takes a deep breath and sells the last asset he has -- the scam MLM business itself. Not realizing that being an MLM middleman isn't a real "business", Chrissy way overestimates its worth and believes he can get $50k for it. Nobody wants it, because who would? If you want to get into MLM, you don't need to buy some asshole's "business", you can just jump into it yourself. There's no barrier to entry, which is why it appeals to dumb idiots who want to get rich quick. Anyway, one sucker falls for Chrissy's sales pitch but can't afford anything more than $5k, so that's what is offered, and Chrissy takes it out of desperation.

But does he lose that $5k?

By some miracle, he doesn't. He walks into the casino, plays $100/hand baccarat, and Martingale is kind to him. He never loses enough hands in a row to wipe him out, and he walks out ahead a few thousand. Then he tries it again. Similar result. Then he tries it again. Once again, Martingale works and he wins. Then he ups the stakes some, and he still wins. For a few months he does this, and he seems to win "every single day", where some miracle saves him from losing the dreaded 6 Martys in a row.

"See, I just needed to keep at it long enough. I am the one who keeps going until I succeed. I'm unique that way. Everyone else quits!", Chrissy tells himself.

At the same time, Chrissy is getting all kinds of offers and comps due to his baccarat action. Sweet life! He gets nice comps, he is effortlessly winning, and the casinos keep welcoming him back, as if they exist to give him free money, food, and suites. Life is good!

He also throws a big I TOLD YOU SO in Stacy's face, and she reluctantly accepts that maybe a low-IQ boob who dropped out of middle school, with no mathematical talent whatsoever, has figured out to legally beat the casinos.

Of course, given Chrissy's ego, it's not enough for just Stacy to know about this. He wants to tell the world!

He gets on YouTube and makes a video about how much he's crushing at gambling. Then some dumbo commenter asks, "Can you teach us how to do this?", and a dim light bulb pops over Chrissy's head.


"This is it! I have another business opportunity, and it's been right in front of my face the whole time. I will supplement my bankroll with COACHING revenue, where I teach everyone else how to destroy the casinos, and change their lives, too! And since I'm so successful with my very complex Martingale and table-hopping-when-you're-superstitious strategy, I can charge a fortune for these lessons!"

At this point, Chrissy has some losing sessions starting, and some are brutal. But he knows he's found his "golden goose". The videos are really picking up steam, and he's getting enough suckers buying his coaching (including his ridiculous $750 PDF strategy documents) to where that money comes right back.

Then comes February 2020, the infamous month where he loses $74k -- which is the rest of his bankroll. Chrissy decides his only recourse is to re-generate the money through "coaching", so he can run it up once again. After all, he already proved to himself he could win, so all he needs is a bankroll to smooth out the bad luck. His first order of business is to make a video claiming he WON $74k that month, rather than lost it.



Almost 6 years later, here we are.

I'm proud to say that, thanks to the efforts of people on PFA, there is no more YouTube channel, and his reach to new suckers is a fraction of what it was before.

The reason Chrissy is calling that money ‘Sweet Baby Jesus’ is cuz it is the last Loan from Sugar Daddy Foster!

“Hurr durr thank Sweet Baby Jesus for this bountiful bankroll from Mr. Foster!”

“Now I won’t have to pull a Pruett on some poor chum for another $5000!?!”



Just in time for the Rent payment 3 day grace period to be up!

$5000 a month In the Affinity Bunker and no money will be seen again til Chrissy’s booty birthday bash!

“Folks, sign up now, there’s only 2 spots left for the Masturbation Mind Meeting on Jan 9!?!”

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

The reason Chrissy is calling that money ‘Sweet Baby Jesus’ is cuz it is the last Loan from Sugar Daddy Foster!

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Good point!

There's a good chance this $5k is his final money at the moment, and he's hoping to run it up in the same fashion as he did in 2019.

Otherwise, why not do the dramatics of showing first the lone $5k wrap of money, and then bringing out a gigantic stack of them to demonstrate how he's doing now?

Because that's probably his entire net worth right now.

Still clinging to the story that he was evicted from his apartment. There is photo and video evidence that he lived in the same apartment from at least 2016 not only until he moved to Vegas in 2020 but even beyond that. You may recall that in 2021 he went back to Ohio to move out of said apartment after maintaining both places for about a year.

And also…he still says he had never been to Vegas and gambled until 2019. There is photo evidence both on his and Stacy’s IG pages of them in Vegas together in 2018 (you know…when they were supposedly dead broke but still “traveling the world”).

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Originally Posted by TheRivers

Still clinging to the story that he was evicted from his apartment. There is photo and video evidence that he lived in the same apartment from at least 2016 not only until he moved to Vegas in 2020 but even beyond that. You may recall that in 2021 he went back to Ohio to move out of said apartment after maintaining both places for about a year.

And also…he still says he had never been to Vegas and gambled until 2019. There is photo evidence both on his and Stacy’s IG pages of them in Vegas together in 2018 (you know…when they were supposedly dead broke but still “traveling the world”).

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Oh that's funny. I always believed that part -- that he hadn't gambled until 2019, and then fell into it like a sick degenerate.

It is hilarious how he was constantly pushing his MLM shit claiming he was a "millionaire" from it, and suddenly when the gambling scam starts in late 2019, he is telling everyone he was flat broke until he started gambling.

Curse of the Billy Goat Day 333...

Chrissy makes his Baby Jesus $5000 Pruett Money Video in a Cheap Panthers Hoodie and wuddya think happens???

THEY LOSE!!!

HAHAHAHA, ANOTHER LOSS FOR THE BLOAT!





Hurr durr Panthers are Done! You Just Don't Wanna Accept it Mike Schulkins's's's!!!

#CURSED LIFE BABY!

Chrissy with a new clip where he seems to be squatting and bouncing on something [we havent seen his big black dildo microphone lately so thats my guess].

He's dressed in the New Jeresy Devils top and rambling that today is dec 5th, hes going to wear that top in their game against the Vegas Golden Knights and hurr hurr hes better than all the knights fans.


Even without knowing anything about the game, pretty sure thats a "Baby Jesus Lock of the Week" for the Golden Knights, and hopefully Chrissy gets a slap too.



Plus side, we do get a "date stamped" clip to know what he looks like these days [funny camera angles to avoid showing off his fat belly].

here's the proclamation video of betting on the Devils tonight, i have a feeling the new Baby Jesus bankroll is gonna take another hit tonight.... maybe some more beer and pizza money for me tonight...?? i think so... my thinking cap wasn't on for yesterday's game...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/750108867376276

lol, here's a good instagram comment

Thank you Chrissy for making a big deal out of betting on the Devils tonight because you were “not emotional.” We Islanders fans truly appreciate the resulting loss by the team we are chasing in the standings. ����

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

CURSE OF THE BILLY GOAT DAY 334!!!

CHRISSY JINXES THE DEVILS!




"HURR HURR I"M A HAHKEE FAN FOLKS!!??! DURR HURR I WEAR THESE CHEAP JERZEYS CUZ I BET ON JERZEY FOLKS DURR HURR I GOT A WOODEN SPOON!!!"

Let's give the retard credit, at least he finally bet on a +120 underdog.

That's growth.

Of course, it lost 3-0 (and he can't even say "duhh.... I bet +1.5), but at least he's firing on dogs now.

Ironically, had he just done his usual "I'm gonna bet the favorite" routine, he'd have won tonight!


BLOAT LIFE BABY

I wonder if the $5k is gone yet.

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

"Baby Jesus Lock of the Week" for the Golden Knights

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Turns out that really was a SWEET BABY JESUS, LOCK OF THE WEEK!!!


Seriously, has anyone gone broke betting against Chrissy's free tips?

Folks, the REAL Goat is back folks!

Ya see while Masturbating Midgets named Mitchell Lie and and Lose their entire lives, I show my winning bets Every Single Day…that they win folks!!!

I went 3 for 3 this week and here’s the proof!







See that folks, I went 3 for 3 on bets in NFL and N….H….L…. hahhhhh keee baby!!!

That makes me the Goat! I bet low so you dead broke douchebags can relate to me!

I have a Big Boy account that you can only see by paying $999,999.99 and Give me Loans like Sugar Daddy Foster does every single month folks!

What are you waiting for? Your sweet baby Jesus payday loan is just around the corner with the birth of of our savior… Lord Robert Foster!!!



#CUCKD LIFE BABY!

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Folks, the REAL Goat is back folks!

Ya see while Masturbating Midgets named Mitchell Lie and and Lose their entire lives, I show my winning bets Every Single Day…that they win folks!!!

I went 3 for 3 this week and here’s the proof!







See that folks, I went 3 for 3 on bets in NFL and N….H….L…. hahhhhh keee baby!!!

That makes me the Goat! I bet low so you dead broke douchebags can relate to me!

I have a Big Boy account that you can only see by paying $999,999.99 and Give me Loans like Sugar Daddy Foster does every single month folks!

What are you waiting for? Your sweet baby Jesus payday loan is just around the corner with the birth of of our savior… Lord Robert Foster!!!



#CUCKD LIFE BABY!

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Agree with Tariq Reed: if old Daddy Foster was unhappy when he had money, how must he feel now about Chrissy and his boolsheet

Haha Robert Foster looks sooooooo unhappy there.

You know Chrissy took him to this "VIP" experience to try to show how he's getting all these perks from being a "professional gambler".

Foster must have thought, "This idiot is getting these comps because he keeps losing the money I'm loaning him!"


The date of those pics was 12/30/21 -- almost 4 years ago. Chrissy was still getting casino comps at that point, but as we all know, those have dried up because he no longer has the money to bet at pit games to get comps.

Man, still nothing after the 0-3 defeat. He said he went around to 3 different Las Vegas hockey places in that jersey, probably answering questions mockingly with "Oh, I'm a professional gambler", going to be awkward to go back there now lol. I also love that he once again posed with just $5k, excuse being that it's symbolizing some nonsense in his ever-changing origin story, when in reality that's likely close to all he's got.

Out of curiosity, is the Foster loan story known to be true, or just speculation? Seen it now and then in this thread throughout the years, but don't remember where it originated.