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Chrissy with a related reel about his $5k win.
Claims most days he goes for singles but some days he goes for grand slams meaning he will either win $5k or as much as $25k.
Despite all this winnng, he still hasnt had a $250k/month which only requries 20 "single" days, 6 "grand slam days" and then 4 or 5 days of doing nothing.
If only there was a way he could provide evidence of all of this nonsense.
Lol, Squirter with 2 Losses already. Would that mean he is now DOWN $5000, since he bets the same amount on Every Game???
Canes and Capitals both take L's after the Bloat wears their Jerseys... coincidence? NOPE!!!
I'm betting the other two games he put those Fake, Imaginary $5000 bets on are likely Vegas and Vancouver, so he might ONLY lose 3 of 5 bets, making him an overall LOSER once again, LoL!!!
y'all really didn't think he wasn't gonna go a perfect 5 for 5 and make that $25k without any proof again today did you??
Hahahaha, Chrissy buys a cheap money rain maker toy and reenacts some of his most infamous scenes of blowing wads against a blank wall or bed sheet!
The fact he’s always wearing the same ratty robe proves he was doing something without his clothes on! And given The documentation above of what Chrissy did for OVER 10 years, it’s documented that he engaged in those same activities! Documentation Proves Masturbation! #Colt Life Baby!Quote:
1dollarboxcar: he must be so drugged up that he doesn't give 2 shits what he is doing or looks like...
And Chrissy tells on himself yet again
"hurr hurr, Church on Xmas Eve is full of people who only go to church on xmas eve and easter hurr hurr"
PRetty sure he couldnt even be bothered with easter most years, and natch no picture of him at church, just a lame block of text.
@BWB: "Hey look, Branko just hung himself, he just also be winning cuz only rich ppl hang themself??"
What??
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Sorry, it was a poor attempt at a joke. I was trying to point out how Chrissy thinks pictures of him doing mediocre things make him look rich.
And since rich people hang themselves, well you know!
Since Branko hasn’t been seen or commented on Chrissy’s nonsense in weeks, I figured he could be put on suicide watch like Brandon and Zach once were! Speaking of Zach, he apparently got Nut Hugging Fur Speedo trunks from his Daddy for Xmas. Hope he trusts that process!
Also appears one of Chrissy's cousins recounts going to Church with Chrissy, Drew and Papa Paul decades ago!
Chrissy tells us that Christmas in Vegas is different. Because there certainly are no cities or places in the World other than Vegas you can gamble and eat sushi at 5:30 at night???
Cuz I know when I win $8400 in Baccy, I go out for a measly Sushi dinner for under $100 instead of some actual fine dining!
Just like Chrissy realized his dick was too small in Straight porn and he went right into Gay Porn... literally!
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorQuote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Sorry, it was a poor attempt at a joke. I was trying to point out how Chrissy thinks pictures of him doing mediocre things make him look rich.
And since rich people hang themselves, well you know!
Since Branko hasn’t been seen or commented on Chrissy’s nonsense in weeks, I figured he could be put on suicide watch like Brandon and Zach once were! Speaking of Zach, he apparently got Nut Hugging Fur Speedo trunks from his Daddy for Xmas. Hope he trusts that process!
Also appears one of Chrissy's cousins recounts going to Church with Chrissy, Drew and Papa Paul decades ago!
Aaah fair call.
And l.o.l Chrissy's pity narrative "my daddy is a bad man" everyone else in the family "Paul is a solid guy who took his idiot son to church even though it'd end being a complete waste of time"
If you guys want to post "reels" (short vids) from Chrissy's page, you can embed it with the [reel][/reel] tag.
Here's how....
Let's say you want to post a Reel with this URL:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1144767696994244
You just take the number and do this:
[reel]1144767696994244[/reel]
I fixed 1dollarboxcar's post a bit up the page.
Honestly it feels weird seeing those shots of Chrissy getting a blowjob from a female porn star.
We are so used to Kyle and his Colt men, it just feels like I'm in a bizarro universe when I see him with a woman.
Stacy doesn't count because she's just a beard, and he literally never shows affection to her. 5 years with her co-starring in videos, zero affection shown. He even told that story how when they first met, he wasn't interested because she wasn't his type! LOL! Yeah, because she didn't have a dick!
She's a prop/beard and nothing else. Honestly she should take Jayjami up on his offer, because she definitely ain't getting satisfied by Chrissy.
HFS, I’ve been gone too long. Chrissy went “Hetero for the Dough”? We always knew he was not “Gay for Pay”… he was “Gay all the Way”.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
I guess it’s not all that surprising. When he married Stacy he went Hetero for the Dough. But I always figured he fucked Stacy only one time to consummate Bubs. The person he fucked 1000 times was indeed a man…Big Daddy Foster. So I guess the universe still makes sense. Merry Xmas to the Sniffells! May your Yuletide be Gay!
Merry Chrissy-mess to all at PFA!
Hopefully, grandpa Foster got Santa to bring Bubs some nice things because we know his deadbeat daddy can't.
And Chrissy's idea of celebrating the birth of his savior [Jesus, not Daddy Phat Bank Forster] is to use the same tired reel image of himself in the white bathrobe and post something about having a small dick or something.
This on the heels of last night's exciting post that he won $8600 at the casino playing Baaacccccy (wasnt he emant to be praying in church?) and then some pictures of sushi, becausing fastign is important.
Bonus short story:
So I watch a number of NZ slot streamers who also occasionally play table games.
They are playing for real money.
One has a daughter who just turned 7 earlier in the month, and the streamer got her a PS VR headset for her birthday since he has a good month gambling.
Meanwhile, the only gifts we have seen lately from multi-millionaire Chrissy was ULD's car which we know he didnt pay for, and a plastic bag for NVB a few years ago.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
But but, he posts it Every it single day and documents those wins, so that HAVE to be legit! I mean what more do you want, a piece of paper showing the time, place, amount and exact game he bet on??? If only such a Receipt or Bet Slip type thingy like that existed! But since you can’t just trust a guy who swears he never did Gay Porn or any kind of porn, you’re just a jealous dead broke hater!!!Quote:
zealanddonk: He's already won $5k today...no evidence, just a claim
Oh come now ZD, we saw Chrissy buy NVB a toy RC car ONCE from Target. Member, he had Bellagio special order a limo to take him and NVB to target 2 years ago! We haven’t seen anything close to that since annnnnd there was the infamous Chicago beach day where NVB and Stacy wanted Ice Cream and Chrissy, the guy who always carries 50k in cash, somehow couldn’t find $10 to buy some Ooks Cream!
But you dare doubt Small Sample and Small Penis Size Prescott that he ain’t winning $5000 on every single game where he predicts the winner After the final whistle?
You probably also think he never showed up to his birthday party 4 years ago and left his bankroll at home by accident, God’s honest truth folks!
Just saw the latest vid from Spencer and if it doesn’t remind you of someone, I do t know what will!
https://youtu.be/hvN89McpuUQ?si=Tt0gXq351zUNqnSU
Renting fancy cars, renting expensive homes for 10k a month then losing it all on stupid overpriced jewelry and clothes! They also turned to Gay Porn(sort of) by doing homoerotic acts on OnlyFans and Fansly. And one of the meathead brothers had his car repossessed and his license suspended for an unpaid $200 parking ticket….hahaha!
Maybe Chrissy should get face tattoos and sideshow bob wigs to try and leech of the Island Boys fame? I mean he Copied everyone else and failed!
New Krusty Video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3-zE-mTMtE&t=44s
Folks, folks go see MY new movie where I have officially replaced Kyle Prescott and am the NEW GOAT of Hollywood folks! I'm the guy in the hat on the golf course beside that no talent hack Sandler!?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d6WBtDse_Y
But seriously, I am extra on the golf course for a few scenes and it was a lot of fun to film Happy G 2.
Check it out on Netflix and support your local arts, folks!
Annnnd the Lies of Guaranteed 500K returns continue!
He sounds defeated and dejected, like Fatalie and Tim Young told him to "FUCK OFF!" when he begged them for $2500 to attend his Birthday Booty Bash in 2 weeks!
I mean, how could you Not trust someone who Lied about making $50,000 in 3 months but couldn't afford to pay the car note on his Financed Hyundai Accent in 2020?
The same someone who "Left his Bankroll at Home" in 2021 during his first extortion attempt?
Someone who claimed he's quitting Table Games and Sports bets more times than R. Kelly peed in underage girls mouths???
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd member when he said Masturr Minds would No longer be held at casinos, only to hold the very next Masturbator Mind Meeting and the next 3 in Casinos as well???
Or when those same Masturr Minds would be FREE... with your Paid membership fee of $499?
Just believe him that your $2500 will yield a 20,000% return folks, I mean look how rich HE is... in his tiny rented bunker!!!
"Folks, this is NOT a Get Rich Quick Scheme, just gimme $2500 and I'll show you How to Mathematically Get Rich folks... and Quick folks!?!?"
LOL at Chrissy's reel
"I'm going to give you a mathematical guarantee that I will show you exactly how to make $500k in 2025" --- "Note: I did not make any legal guarantees, just vague mathematical ones." "Note: I'm not guaranteeing the money, just you can watch me nance around for a year then try to sue me, l.o.l good luck with that too"
"you need to be 100% coachable" --- "I'm not but l.o.l, you need to be"
"if you are gong to be skeptical, this is not for you" -- if you have any common sense at all, this is not for you
Since it's Christmas and I'm feeling generous, I want to provide value to readers of this thread.
(the actual value appears to be $999 according to Christopher Mitchell)
I'm giving everyone, absolutely free, a real mathematical guarantee of how to turn $2,500 into $500,000 in only 1 year.
My method actually ends up with $572,000 so it's even better than Christopher Mitchell's guarantee.
Start with a $2,500 bankroll and simply make 1.5% daily for 1 year.
No need to be greedy and swing for homeruns or even 3% daily like those low-rollers starting with only $100.
Base hits folks! Base hits!
No need to send me $999, $499, $199 or even 2 easy payments of $49 for this valuable life changing information!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone at PFA!