*** OFFICIAL *** Life and Times of 408Mike Thread

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Originally Posted by BetCheckBet

I spent the day with many guys today who are seriously suicidal. People who have decided to throw their summer away and spend months in residential treatment. Cut off from all phone and internet access. Giving up whatever they had for the chance to be better. Dropping everything on zero notice because they are given an opportunity to change their lives. They aren;t proud of being here but they realize its what needs to be done.

I actually drove home and probably spent 10- mins thinking about mike wondering if he had been formed and hoping he was ok. I come back home and find this shit.

If you;ve spent more than 10 minutes reading mike over at skatz you know just how unhealthy it is for him to be online. His convos with scuter are beyond disturbing and some pretty messed up cult like brainwashing. And he's been warned multiple times on here about his attention whoring. He knows that the majority of people here laugh at him. Yet he continues to post. If he wants to really change his life he can do so. But spare the dramatics of posting here unless he just wants people to laugh at him.

He needs to know this. He probably already does though.

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they basically turned me away (joint decision) because ANY SUCH TREATMENT like suicidal urges or needing psyche meds puts my entering the service highly in jeapordy. Right now, I have NO options, I am looking for full time work but let's be real, I am in no position to be working a stressful job barely making ends meet MONTHS before I can even get bennies good enough for meds. In the navy, I can focus my mind on being the best ME I can be in an environment where my talents are best utilized.

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So you can't handle working a stressful job and the solution is to join the military to work a stress free job where you can concentrate on being you? First off that is complete and utter bullshit, the Navy doesn't want 408Mike, they want Mike the sailor. I wasn't in the Navy but I was on their ships and those cats put in some seriously long fucking hours.

If you think that job isn't gonna stress you the fuck out think again holmes because it will and they will. If you have a fragile mental state the military will not only find it but they will pounce on it and dig into it and any other fucking weaknesses that you have. I have seen PT studs get dropped the fuck out of boot camp because they couldn't hack the mental shit, I don't know how Navy boot is but pretty much any boot camp is just designed to play games with your fucking mind and stress you the fuck out. You sound like a future washout already man, sorry, maybe you can prove me wrong though.

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Rounded up some food, tonight I FEASTED on some pork spare ribs my neighbor found in his freezer and threw away (spotted them in the trash, baby jesus smiled on me) and found some frozen veggies to produce something resembling a dinner. The rest of the day I lived on granola bars and almonds.

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so which is it mike?

admit 90% of what you have written on this forum is an outright lie for attention

a 30 something year old man lying on the internet like a some junior high school emo scene girl

grow the fuck up already


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lol vegas, i was just about to search youtube for that

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you caught me-I did have pasta for breakfast

and in 103 degree heat, forgot while I posted

my bad dawg, my bad

but, let's be real

only a man truly obsessing over everything I say would have caught that

something to ponder? perhaps...

sweet dreams Tiger :to

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Originally Posted by nunbeater

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Originally Posted by 408Mike

they basically turned me away (joint decision) because ANY SUCH TREATMENT like suicidal urges or needing psyche meds puts my entering the service highly in jeapordy. Right now, I have NO options, I am looking for full time work but let's be real, I am in no position to be working a stressful job barely making ends meet MONTHS before I can even get bennies good enough for meds. In the navy, I can focus my mind on being the best ME I can be in an environment where my talents are best utilized.

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So you can't handle working a stressful job and the solution is to join the military to work a stress free job where you can concentrate on being you? First off that is complete and utter bullshit, the Navy doesn't want 408Mike, they want Mike the sailor. I wasn't in the Navy but I was on their ships and those cats put in some seriously long fucking hours.

If you think that job isn't gonna stress you the fuck out think again holmes because it will and they will. If you have a fragile mental state the military will not only find it but they will pounce on it and dig into it and any other fucking weaknesses that you have. I have seen PT studs get dropped the fuck out of boot camp because they couldn't hack the mental shit, I don't know how Navy boot is but pretty much any boot camp is just designed to play games with your fucking mind and stress you the fuck out. You sound like a future washout already man, sorry, maybe you can prove me wrong though.

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80 hour work weeks never fazed me, been there, done that.

getting out from the RUT I am in is just about impossible.

you tell me how you would overcome the following, WITHOUT JOINING THE MILITARY- starting TOMORROW:
NO JOB
NO INCOME
NO SAVINGS
NO DRIVERS LICENSE
NO CAR
NO PLACE TO LIVE
NO CELL PHONE
NO ONE TO HELP
NOT WILLING TO BREAK THE LAW OR PROSTITUTE MYSELF IN ANY WAY
NO FOOD
MENTALLY UNSTABLE
NO MEDICATION FOR ADHD
NO MEDICATION FOR BPD
NEARLY SUICIDAL AT TIMES
BALLS OF STEEL THO, BELIEVE THAT

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!!!

giving no fucks what anyone says I AM GOING FOR THE NAVY 110%, POSSIBLY THE ARMY, AND UNLESS A MAGICAL JOB OR WAD OF CASH FALLS ON MY LAP, THAT IS GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN IN THE NEXT COUPLE WEEKS, MONTH MONTH/2 TOPS

SHUT THE FUCK UP OTHERWISE WITH YOUR JIBBER JABBER

IT'S RUDE AND QUITE FRANKLY SHOWS A LACK OF CLASS

MIKE DO SOMETHING

NO, WAIT, DON'T DO THAT!!!

DO WHAT AND ONLY ------------>THIS<-------------

OK MOM

SICK BASTARDS

LIKE A RABID PACK OF MY MOTHER'S RUNNING AMUCK HERE

BUT MARKUS SCHULZ CARES NOT FOR YOUR RABIES

NOR DO I

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1. EVERYONE HAS ONE FOOT IN THE DOOR AT THE NAVY -- THEY WILL TAKE ANYONE YOU APE
2. DO NOT JOINED ARMED SERVICES UNLESS YOU ARE MENTALLY STABLE. I KNOW SEVERAL PEOPLE WHO HAVE TRIED OTHERWISE. HOW MANY ARE STILL IN? NONE. HOW MANY WERE IN LONGER THAN A MONTH? NONE.
3. LINGUIST IS THE STUPID ROUTE TO GO IN THE ARMY. AS DIRTYB SAID, A LOT OF THIS CRAP IS OUTSOURCED TO COMPUTERS. YOU'RE ESSENTIALLY WORTHLESS TO THE MILITARY WITHIN THE NEXT 5 YEARS.
4. LOL AT TAKING THE HIGHEST SIGNING BONUS >IMPLYING YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITH THAT MONEY FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS.
5. JOIN THE AIR FORCE AT LEAST. IF YOU JOIN THE NAVY THEY'RE GOING TO STICK YOU ON A SHIP IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE WITH 3 OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE WILL HAVE GOTTEN SICK OF YOU. (I KNOW PLENTY OF PEOPLE THAT THIS HAS HAPPENED TO, AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD THIS DONE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE I WORK FOR A COMPANY THAT MAKES NAVY ITEMS)
6. LOL AT "WADS OF CASH" YOUR MILITARY JOB DOESN'T PAY SHIT BUD.

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Originally Posted by anonamoose

1. EVERYONE HAS ONE FOOT IN THE DOOR AT THE NAVY -- THEY WILL TAKE ANYONE YOU APE
2. DO NOT JOINED ARMED SERVICES UNLESS YOU ARE MENTALLY STABLE. I KNOW SEVERAL PEOPLE WHO HAVE TRIED OTHERWISE. HOW MANY ARE STILL IN? NONE. HOW MANY WERE IN LONGER THAN A MONTH? NONE.
3. LINGUIST IS THE STUPID ROUTE TO GO IN THE ARMY. AS DIRTYB SAID, A LOT OF THIS CRAP IS OUTSOURCED TO COMPUTERS. YOU'RE ESSENTIALLY WORTHLESS TO THE MILITARY WITHIN THE NEXT 5 YEARS.
4. LOL AT TAKING THE HIGHEST SIGNING BONUS >IMPLYING YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITH THAT MONEY FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS.
5. JOIN THE AIR FORCE AT LEAST. IF YOU JOIN THE NAVY THEY'RE GOING TO STICK YOU ON A SHIP IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE WITH 3 OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE WILL HAVE GOTTEN SICK OF YOU. (I KNOW PLENTY OF PEOPLE THAT THIS HAS HAPPENED TO, AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD THIS DONE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE I WORK FOR A COMPANY THAT MAKES NAVY ITEMS)
6. LOL AT "WADS OF CASH" YOUR MILITARY JOB DOESN'T PAY SHIT BUD.

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Originally Posted by 408Mike

80 hour work weeks never fazed me, been there, done that.

getting out from the RUT I am in is just about impossible.

you tell me how you would overcome the following, WITHOUT JOINING THE MILITARY- starting TOMORROW:
NO JOB
NO INCOME
NO SAVINGS
NO DRIVERS LICENSE
NO CAR
NO PLACE TO LIVE
NO CELL PHONE
NO ONE TO HELP
NOT WILLING TO BREAK THE LAW OR PROSTITUTE MYSELF IN ANY WAY
NO FOOD
MENTALLY UNSTABLE
NO MEDICATION FOR ADHD
NO MEDICATION FOR BPD
NEARLY SUICIDAL AT TIMES
BALLS OF STEEL THO, BELIEVE THAT

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!!!

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Therein lies the "rub". You claim you could go the heeb route and jerk off on cam for $1500. I'm no expert but with that sort of money you easily solve your no driver's license problem (unless you mean you had one and fucked up so many times the gubment has banned you from driving), OR your food problem OR your medication problem Or your cellphone problem. Or with some intelligence you can budget and solve parts of those problems.

Oddly $1500 is the amount Weiss recommends you'd need to go to the phillipines as well.

So you have a potential solution to your problem, which doesnt require you to have sex with guys (yet oddly you think the navy is a good idea) and you refuse to take it.
Life is throwing you plenty of options and you keep waiting for the one that simply will not come along.

mike BAD NEWS THEY WONT TAKE YOU IN THE NAVY WITH BPD. NO CHANCE. GOOD NEWS YOU CAN GET DISABILTY AROUND 900 A MONTH.BAD NEWS STAY OFF YOUR DRUGS LONG AND 50-50 CHANCE YOU WILL KILL YOURSELF GOODLUCK

Limitles, do you not watch the news? Do you want mike to actually shoot up a village or kill other military personell when he goes insane over wherever he is?? I don't get you.


Let me get this straight. You're mentally ill, but won't admit it to an actual dr because the navy won't allow you to join once you've become diagnosed. Do you think the navy doesn't have doctors that check you out? More importantly, do you think It's fair to our country to even allow you to go to ANY camp while you're this unstable? I know I know, you'll be fine once you have all of these useless amenities you're lacking now, right?


For someone who's homeless you sure have a lot of Internet access and time to post. Not to mention, no food or Money? Why not sell whatever pos you're posting from? Must be a nice machine to be able to post in that hot 103 degree California sun.


This is all for theatrics. Nothing more, nothing less from you.



"ohhhhhhhh my mommy tool away my door". What do you think the privacy/respect is like in the military?


If anyone knows how to get in contact with the navy I highly suggest they get ahold of them and warn them of Jason joining. This isn't a joke. This is for everyone's safety. It's not cool. It's actually really fucking scary.

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Originally Posted by nunbeater

So you can't handle working a stressful job and the solution is to join the military to work a stress free job where you can concentrate on being you? First off that is complete and utter bullshit, the Navy doesn't want 408Mike, they want Mike the sailor. I wasn't in the Navy but I was on their ships and those cats put in some seriously long fucking hours.

If you think that job isn't gonna stress you the fuck out think again holmes because it will and they will. If you have a fragile mental state the military will not only find it but they will pounce on it and dig into it and any other fucking weaknesses that you have. I have seen PT studs get dropped the fuck out of boot camp because they couldn't hack the mental shit, I don't know how Navy boot is but pretty much any boot camp is just designed to play games with your fucking mind and stress you the fuck out. You sound like a future washout already man, sorry, maybe you can prove me wrong though.

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80 hour work weeks never fazed me, been there, done that.

getting out from the RUT I am in is just about impossible.

you tell me how you would overcome the following, WITHOUT JOINING THE MILITARY- starting TOMORROW:
NO JOB
NO INCOME
NO SAVINGS
NO DRIVERS LICENSE
NO CAR
NO PLACE TO LIVE
NO CELL PHONE
NO ONE TO HELP
NOT WILLING TO BREAK THE LAW OR PROSTITUTE MYSELF IN ANY WAY
NO FOOD
MENTALLY UNSTABLE
NO MEDICATION FOR ADHD
NO MEDICATION FOR BPD
NEARLY SUICIDAL AT TIMES
BALLS OF STEEL THO, BELIEVE THAT

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!!!

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Get a fucking job? Why do you think the military is some sort of magical program that is going to save your ass? If anything it is just going to exacerbate a lot of the problems that you do have, especially the mental health issues. They can fucking break you man.

One part that your recruiter probably won't tell you about is called the moment of truth. They keep you up for a few days and say to you hey, if you fucked up and didn't tell your recruiter something because it slipped your mind or something, now is your last chance. If you don't tell us later we will fuck you but if you tell us now we will give you leniency. Man I have never seen a group of kids more willing to snitch on themselves in my life.

What do you think not telling them about what your doctors diagnosed you with is going to do for you when you start off your military life lying to them? Oh wait, you can't fucking lie to them because one of the things that they will do is make you sign medical records waivers so that they get to look at everything there is to know about you, medically speaking anyways.

So yeah, sorry man I just don't see how this is going to end up working out for you. If you have no problem working 80 hour weeks why not just go get 3 or 4 jobs and bust some ass saving up for a nut? How is the military this last bastion of hope and refuge? You should have a lot of fucking discipline before you bother joining, they will teach you a lot of that shit but you have to be workable and with all of the shit you have admitted to on here I just don't fucking see it working out, man.

So I woke up at 6am this morning to find all my shit had been ripped into, cake mix all over the place....I had some pasta left over I planned on having for breakfast.

I can only blame raccoons here, but would they pillage my food THREE FEET FROM WHERE I WAS SLEEPING????

wow, I feel so unsafe.

Ok, MORE unsafe, I should say.

do these things carry rabies or what?

FUCK

MOIST YELLOW SARA LEE'S ALL OVER THE PLACE

:knife

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Originally Posted by 408Mike

So I woke up at 6am this morning to find all my shit had been ripped into, cake mix all over the place....I had some pasta left over I planned on having for breakfast.

I can only blame raccoons here, but would they pillage my food THREE FEET FROM WHERE I WAS SLEEPING????

wow, I feel so unsafe.

Ok, MORE unsafe, I should say.

do these things carry rabies or what?

FUCK

MOIST YELLOW SARA LEE'S ALL OVER THE PLACE

:knife

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LOL at all of this. If any of this is true, go to a homeless shelter and shut the fuck up.

So basically 408Mike has become Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

Why don't you do a drug study? Basically you take a pill, and sit there for a period of time and they'll do blood and heartrate tests on you. Not that you probably care but there are almost never long term side effects, and the short term side effects are on rare ocassion people might vomit or get red in the face or something within the first few hours after taking the pill, you could handle this. I did one of these once in college and got paid $3000 for it to stay there for two 4 day periods. I don't know about the ones in cali but looking at the two places that do these in minnesota one of them has a study offering $5000 to healthy patients, and one has a study offering $7000 to healthy patients. You would need to lie a bit about yer mental state lol. You need a permanent address so truly hopeless people can't do these, but the borderline homeless do these all the time. This really seems like yer best option right now. You seem too lazy to work, and you get paid well to stay at a place that isn't yer crazy mother's house, and get 3 warm meals a day.

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Why don't you do a drug study? Basically you take a pill, and sit there for a period of time and they'll do blood and heartrate tests on you. Not that you probably care but there are almost never long term side effects, and the short term side effects are on rare ocassion people might vomit or get red in the face or something within the first few hours after taking the pill, you could handle this. I did one of these once in college and got paid $3000 for it to stay there for two 4 day periods. I don't know about the ones in cali but looking at the two places that do these in minnesota one of them has a study offering $5000 to healthy patients, and one has a study offering $7000 to healthy patients. You would need to lie a bit about yer mental state lol. You need a permanent address so truly hopeless people can't do these, but the borderline homeless do these all the time. This really seems like yer best option right now. You seem too lazy to work, and you get paid well to stay at a place that isn't yer crazy mother's house, and get 3 warm meals a day.

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Interview went coo, not sure just yet, need to s/w my recruiter @ manpower, for the time being where/whom do I look for these drug studies? Googling....and I would be 110% down.

also I have no hard diagnosis on anything but ADD, the BPD diagnosis came from scuter. Not 100% sure where I am at mentally, but when I am away from my mother I suddenly become quite normal. I would say getting the fuck away from her will solve ~95% of my issues.

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So basically 408Mike has become Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

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who? what are the trailer park boys? only time I've heard the name was a gang that used to be around san jose, TPB they used to go by when I was in high school. Supposedly bad motherfuckers, I remember a few of them went to prison for killing a guy, beat him to death. not sure if we are talking about the same people tho...

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Originally Posted by 408Mike

So I woke up at 6am this morning to find all my shit had been ripped into, cake mix all over the place....I had some pasta left over I planned on having for breakfast.

I can only blame raccoons here, but would they pillage my food THREE FEET FROM WHERE I WAS SLEEPING????

wow, I feel so unsafe.

Ok, MORE unsafe, I should say.

do these things carry rabies or what?

FUCK

MOIST YELLOW SARA LEE'S ALL OVER THE PLACE

:knife

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I honestly just now realized this was all a level. I mean he is supposedly sleeping outside with coons who eat cake powder, he doesnt have a phone, yet he is posting on the forum non-stop. This guy is just another Slim T with an internet persona that he feels like he must uphold. No one either A. feels sorry for you or B. actually believes your shit Mike.

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these tags...."408 lives like a n-word"....