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btw i am literally jerking off while reading this forum
I hear it's good for the calves.Quote:
Originally Posted by phantom
Open music, listen and read
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUNjecKUf2Q
When mama caught me doing the jerk she said.
''Sonny don't do that as it'll make you go blind.''
I said.
''Ok mama I'll just do it until I need glasses then.''
That's an exquisite fedora, good sir. Where did you purchase it?Quote:
Originally Posted by son of lockman
By the way, as a moderator of /r/NoFap, I have also conquered my crippling addiction to masturbation and pornography. You should stop by some time and share your journey with your fellow NoFapstronauts.
I'm also a moderator of /r/RageComics, so naturally I've made a meme about my experience. There's lots of great memes on Reddit too, because we basically invented memes.
http://i.imgur.com/ZkMJkaV.png
Pretty sure this guy gave krypt the aids.
not really, tho.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewart Wiggins
i have a good feeling about this srsly wiggins guy
So much tilt beginning to happen....Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewart Wiggins
1. Just no!
2. Fuck you, no!
3. Moot is going to come over here and personally kick your ass.
4. There are posters here/were here who go back to the early days of /b and Reddit that helped make those places.
5. While you're not fapping, you should have a little bit of time to read some God damn internet history.
Wiggins avatar is clearly just a fat Weissman. Scam as usual with that guyQuote:
Originally Posted by WillieMcFML
Since no one else has asked, you still giving other dudes handjobs right?
Want to stop masturbating? Buy a goat.
http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...k-a-Goat-Hamas
Really? How about meth?Quote:
Originally Posted by phantomWasnt trolling. If you are 21 years old do you really think its a realistic goal to just stop jerking off, for the next 50 years, forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
Everything is good in moderation.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayjami
is it true most Israelis laugh only because the think they Hamas picked an ugly goat?
ty for your honestyQuote:
Originally Posted by phantom
im quadriplegic from a car accident in 2009... all this talk is making me wish I could jerk one off...
meth is amazing if you are in the extremely small minority that can moderate it.Quote:
Originally Posted by JayjamiReally? How about meth?Quote:
Originally Posted by phantom
i do meth exactly once per year at my xmas party. start on a friday about 10am with some vodka & orange and meth. move to local pubs throughout the afternoon smashing beers and some more sneaky puffs. generally hit the casino about 6 - 7pm , gamble and drink for a few hours, midnightish hit the strip clubs and then arrive home around 6 or 7am after drinking a solid 50 beers during the previous 24 hours. then instead of sleeping i change diapers like a champ, wash dishes, fuck my missus, put up xmas lights chevy chase national lampoons style.
i have no desire whatsoever to touch it again until exactly 1 year has passed and i find myself at next years xmas party. tho i do understand it is probable because of my aspergers syndrome that i am able to compartmentalize my brain and lock away those urges that normal people cant
Seriously though, this has to be one of the most faggot threads in forum history.
I think it's picking up speed. OP was faggot but there are some gold nuggets here. Bottomfag has faggiest threads championship locked down easily.Quote:
Originally Posted by Muck Ficon
Boxing day must be a motherfucker at your place then.Quote:
Originally Posted by phantommeth is amazing if you are in the extremely small minority that can moderate it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayjami
i do meth exactly once per year at my xmas party. start on a friday about 10am with some vodka & orange and meth. move to local pubs throughout the afternoon smashing beers and some more sneaky puffs. generally hit the casino about 6 - 7pm , gamble and drink for a few hours, midnightish hit the strip clubs and then arrive home around 6 or 7am after drinking a solid 50 beers during the previous 24 hours. then instead of sleeping i change diapers like a champ, wash dishes, fuck my missus, put up xmas lights chevy chase national lampoons style.
i have no desire whatsoever to touch it again until exactly 1 year has passed and i find myself at next years xmas party. tho i do understand it is probable because of my aspergers syndrome that i am able to compartmentalize my brain and lock away those urges that normal people cant
Watching Yachts and cricket and sinking piss.
Twitchy as all hell.