ELON TUSK IS GOD

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Originally Posted by sonatine

*TESLA 1Q OPER INCOME $399M, EST. $1.13B


the hottest take on wsb is that elon is probably going to give up the side quests and focus on tsla but that it wont matter because he hasnt delivered on anything in a very, very, very long time and likely never will again.


coming from wsb, who are responsible for at least 95% of elons value, thats some wild shit.

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

This TSLA OPEN IS A WOWY

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Sonatine is awfully quiet... he must of got burned trying to short it?

https://x.com/TeslaFraud/status/1914934375206281461

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Originally Posted by sonatine

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Nobody under 60 has ever actually read The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. But everyone loves a good bedtime story.

He clicked into storytelling and stumbled onto a cool trillion. His QE timing was flawless.

I’m gonna dig tunnels under Vegas (but we won’t call them subways). With government funding I’ll take 1960’s rocketry and make it sound new. Etc.

The restaurant at the end of the universe. It will sell McRibs

We are winning





Shout out to Duck Tales.

tesla rallying 20% on a bombed out husk of an ER is saying a lot.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

tesla rallying 20% on a bombed out husk of an ER is saying a lot.

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robotaxis and Elon stepping away from DOGE.

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Originally Posted by simpdog

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Originally Posted by sonatine

tesla rallying 20% on a bombed out husk of an ER is saying a lot.

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robotaxis and Elon stepping away from DOGE.

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very possible.

more free money that no one will bother to bend over to pick up.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gp0Kp5QW...g&name=900x900

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Originally Posted by sonatine

more free money that no one will bother to bend over to pick up.

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https://x.com/zerohedge/status/1917748154931237014




just a quick heads up, this is probably the last time i offer you fucking serfs generational wealth.

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For the first time since Covid, throwing my hat back in the ring of the Tesla options game. Bought some Tesla July 25 puts strike price 285 this morning. Hoping stock drops under 200 at some point. Stock dropped a few points today. So far so good.

And the stock just popped on some bullshit news about their Robotaxi division.

In the hole right from the jump.

Sigh.

the nice thing about elon musk is that once he realizes that an entire nation of lice people are in his pockets, he doesnt spend a lot of time trying to find a gentle solution.



https://x.com/fleshsimulator/status/1918671728625999906

https://x.com/knveth/status/1919109019161043417


absolutely incredible times we live in.

https://x.com/brewmarkets/status/1919755710205686225



oh also i am once again unable to short a rapidly escalating nuclear flash point because trump and china announced they are going to sit across from each other and reiterate how far they are from a deal.



i fucking hate it here.

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Originally Posted by Kalam

Buy the dip?

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$100k. When we were talking $83k.

I’ve lost my center as a human but here we go. Buckle up.