Wow What a Great Day Yesterday In Baja

ok so I woke up half smashed from the night before. They don't sell beer or alcohol in Mexico before 10 am

rolled down to the Oxxo literally right at 10:01 AM to score some tequila and some cold brewskis

parked in a handicapped spot ....didn't think much of it until I come walking out with my bags of booze greeted by the policia

but i know how they roll....these n-words just wanna get PAID

i had 700 pesos on me....like 60 bucks something like that

they are like hey we have to take you to the police station.....Im basically like fuck that...lets settle up right here amigos

so they let me go 700 pesos later and I roll back home

continued to get trashed

so my friend Leon shows up to take me out to the sand dunes in the Jeep to try out the 4WD

we have a blast tearing that shit up for like an hour at sunset...then go for dinner

amazing red snapper with this nice fruit salsa

then we start doing SHOTS

Leon bails....I keep drinking and buying basically everybody in the whole place shots of Cuervo

ok time to leave

I run out of gas on the way home

sitting there with the the top off in Mexico at 2 am on the side of the road thinking what the fuck am I gonna do now

cops roll up....I am not even going to pretend to be sober

we all start cracking up because I'm trashed and they know I'm trashed.....was hilarious

long story short they are like stay here....we'll be right back....they go to get me gas and come back in about 15 minutes

then they escort me home and we all pound a cold beer before I give them 1000 pesos for not locking me up

Mexico is awesome

50 yrs old folks. tight fucking life.

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Originally Posted by Pooh

50 yrs old folks. tight fucking life.

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Edit: Pooh is still a douchebag. Marty is enjoying his life.

Marty what was your bar tab yesterday.

Pooh = miserable fuck


me = not a miserable fuck


sorry to disappoint you...my life is awesome


my life is basically wake up....get stoned and pound a Red Bull......get my head together.....maybe jerk off....log on PokerStars....donk it up for a few hours


then start downing beers ...usually before 10 AM


by noon we are moving on to the good stuff....Absolut or tequila....depends on the mood


then roll down to eat a great meal


rocking out in the Jeep and also at home pretty much 24/7


yup

He didn't remember to put gas in the truck before going out to get hammered. Do you really think he remembered the amount of the bar tab lol


Tyde just gets better. On the real though, they know what you drive where you live and look like now. Also Tyde, wouldn't advise driving plastered baja in the coming days/weeks/months. Them Federalis may think lol theirs that gringo, we got nothing better to do right now. Lets go make 1000 pesos off the gringo quick.

Love ya Tyde, but don't get locked up abroad man. Bottomset may actually be the closest one to have to come bail you out...

Better hope that you don't run into an honest cop who won't be bought off, especially since you invested 6 months into that dungeon and going on the lam in Mexico is likely a bad idea.

Also, don't drink and drive. I had a friend killed by some 50-year old alcoholic with multiple DUI's. Grow up in this one aspect of life.

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Originally Posted by Tyde

Pooh = miserable fuck


me = not a miserable fuck


sorry to disappoint you...my life is awesome


my life is basically wake up....get stoned and pound a Red Bull......get my head together.....maybe jerk off....log on PokerStars....donk it up for a few hours


then start downing beers ...usually before 10 AM


by noon we are moving on to the good stuff....Absolut or tequila....depends on the mood


then roll down to eat a great meal


rocking out in the Jeep and also at home pretty much 24/7


yup

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This is your definition of a good life?

:lol2

worthless existence.

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Originally Posted by Tyde

Pooh = miserable fuck


me = not a miserable fuck


sorry to disappoint you...my life is awesome


my life is basically wake up....get stoned and pound a Red Bull......get my head together.....maybe jerk off....log on PokerStars....donk it up for a few hours


then start downing beers ...usually before 10 AM


by noon we are moving on to the good stuff....Absolut or tequila....depends on the mood


then roll down to eat a great meal


rocking out in the Jeep and also at home pretty much 24/7


yup

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And you have no real human connections outside of family and contribute nothing to society. Your life is far from awesome.

And spare me the tired dickgirl jokes.

this should go well for about 3 more posts

Are you able to drink like this everyday with no noticeable side effects?

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Are you able to drink like this everyday with no noticeable side effects?

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Are you able to drink like this everyday with no noticeable side effects?

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is waking up shitfaced a side effect? Or still a primary effect?

Good work Marty. That's the way to use your posts.

Although this 5 post thing is providing some entertainment by itself ... let the man post
this place is dead as hell

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Originally Posted by pagelpoker

Although this 5 post thing is providing some entertainment by itself ... let the man post
this place is dead as hell

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The Wisconsonian brings up a good point.

I think a lot of people here would like to see this thread proceed, so I will lift the restriction.

Provided Marty doesn't fuck up my future threads/posts, I will not put it back on.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

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Originally Posted by pagelpoker

Although this 5 post thing is providing some entertainment by itself ... let the man post
this place is dead as hell

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The Wisconsonian brings up a good point.

I think a lot of people here would like to see this thread proceed, so I will lift the restriction.

Provided Marty doesn't fuck up my future threads/posts, I will not put it back on.

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gee thanks


want me to suck your dick now ?

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

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Originally Posted by pagelpoker

Although this 5 post thing is providing some entertainment by itself ... let the man post
this place is dead as hell

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The Wisconsonian brings up a good point.

I think a lot of people here would like to see this thread proceed, so I will lift the restriction.

Provided Marty doesn't fuck up my future threads/posts, I will not put it back on.

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why don't you just make a containment thread?

also, does being post restricted keep him from writing blogs? why don't you just let him run his blog on his actual blog? that way people who don't give a shit don't have to see him and people who do give a shit can just go to his blog here.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

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Originally Posted by pagelpoker

Although this 5 post thing is providing some entertainment by itself ... let the man post
this place is dead as hell

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The Wisconsonian brings up a good point.

I think a lot of people here would like to see this thread proceed, so I will lift the restriction.

Provided Marty doesn't fuck up my future threads/posts, I will not put it back on.

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marty never fucks up

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

The Wisconsonian brings up a good point.

I think a lot of people here would like to see this thread proceed, so I will lift the restriction.

Provided Marty doesn't fuck up my future threads/posts, I will not put it back on.

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gee thanks


want me to suck your dick now ?

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Now that would be an entertaining thread