OK Since I Have Been Kicking So Much ASS @ Life Lately, I Can't Resist Sharing it With You Gimps
It's time to put all the speculation to rest, and lay down some reality thunder
I'm sorry to inform you, but yes...
I am once again owning heads, making bank, traveling the world, and pretty much kicking serious ass at life
everything I touch turns to gold lately
fucking hot bitches, winning big at live poker, and seeing more and more exotic places...adding to my ever expanding collection of passport stamps
Since I banked close to 40K since the beginning of the year, I thought it was time to take a much needed vacation, and decided to fly to Singapore, and then to Thailand.
I booked an economy flight itinerary, but was able to upgrade to business class with all the frequent flier miles I had on United shipping over the last 2 years
The best thing about flying first/business class on international flights isn't just the free booze, but that you get to board before all the economy class losers, and smirk at them sipping champagne as they file past you to their cramped fucked up seats in the back of the plane.. and obv we get to eat better food than the low rent serfs.
I won't pretend that flying from San Francisco to Singapore direct (16 hours) isn't a total nightmare even in business class...but I did manage to smuggle an electronic cigarette...which I sucked on when the urge hit.
It made the journey a little more tolerable being a smoker
lets get on with it
I touched down in Singapore, and headed straight for Marina Bay..where I had a reservation on the 20th floor overlooking the harbour
the room wasn't as big as I thought it would be....but definitely top shelf, and I just wanted to decompress from such a long flight basking in luxury.
Since I have been making so much money working, I had no problem dropping almost $600.00 for a 2 night stay in arguably the finest hotel/casino in Singapore
Welcome to Marina Bay
So after 2 days of much needed rest, it was time to get back on a plane headed for Thailand
I had to fly to Bangkok first, then after a short layover, caught a connector to...
holy fuck
place is like Disneyland for grown ups
As most of you know, I am pretty much the most well traveled person of all time, but this place blew me the fuck away
Here is a video I took my first night in Pattaya on 'Walking Street' (Red Light District)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y_P7ehLliQ
Now as I mentioned on radio a few months ago, I have been voluntarily celibate for several years now (for my own reasons), but that all changed on Pattaya Beach
after consuming an excessive amount of under-priced adult beverages, I crossed paths with this girl
after not a lot of convincing, I decided it was time to break my streak, and pounded the living shit out of her
cost you ask ?
2000 baht (about 65 bucks)
honestly it did feel good to bust a nut all over her sweet ass...but I wasn't impressed with her lack of attention. I felt like just another dumb ass American 'John'...and left our steamy hotel room feeling a little underwhelmed and dissatisfied.
So I muddled back onto the mean streets of Pattaya with a little spring in my step, and wandered into 'The Glass House'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yZ20-dQjpk
Now thats what I'm talking about
this little buxom honey snuggled up to me in the seat I was filming that video in and started grabbing my dick
surprisingly, I sprung back to attention, and decided to go for round 2 not even an hour later after slamming the relaxation therapist posted above
my next victim was this little hottie
MUCH better
We went at it like rabbits for about 2 hours and she was extremely attentive and much more accommodating.
I'll spare you the gory details, but I did manage to save a souvenir (which currently hangs on my wall)
that was the end of my first night in Pattaya, and went back to my hotel physically drained...slept like a baby and woke up about 2 PM the next day...went to the beach and got some sun, and then back to my hotel. Took a nice shower, got changed, and had an amazing dinner.
Decided to head back out on 'Walking Street' and did some shopping.
Some pretty amazing deals. I dropped like $300.00 on various trinkets, shirts, shorts, and a nice fake Rolex.
Then ran into this amazing honey
she was absolutely gorgeous (and she knew it)
it took a little convincing, but I did manage to close the deal.
She was more expensive than the first two girls, but WELL worth it.
a little shy at first, but wow
again, I will spare you the gory details, but long story short, after an extended hiatus of self imposed celibacy, I unloaded with a vengeance, and slammed 3 hot chicks in less than 2 days
mission accomplished
time to leave Pattaya and head for Phuket
It was a relatively short flight, and honestly I hated to leave Pattaya Beach because it was pretty fucking awesome, but Phuket did not disappoint.
The red light district was much more 'intimate', but right on the beach, and the people were much more friendly.
I ran into a lot of Aussies and Germans, and lots of random Euros.
The overall feel was a lot more festive, as opposed to the frantic and explosive vibe of Pattaya Beach
All in all it was an amazing vacation
I am back at work now headed to Turkey, Spain and Italy...then on to Cape Town, Madagascar, and God knows where else after that
This has been a hell of a year
In the last 12 months I've been to Greece, Amsterdam, Germany, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Turkey, Gibraltar, Egypt,...through the Panama Canal twice, Suez Canal once...and managed to bank close to 40K in the process
I feel pretty blessed to get paid to do the job I do, and travel the world in the process
its hard work, and I do miss my baby boy Tommy a lot...but the payoff is huge, and I'm setting myself up for a pretty comfortable retirement in the process.
I'm 54 in October, and gearing up for a decent pension on schedule to bank close to a million dollars in the next 10-12 years
Oh I forgot to mention that I did play some 5/10 NL at Marina Bay in Singapore, and ran my 2K buy in into almost 15K before flying to Thailand
life is fucking good
getting off my current ship in late August, and plan on buying a condo in Phuket
I already own a small house on the beach in Ensenada which I bought last year, but will probably sell it because compared to Thailand, Mexico fucking sucks, and I'm sick of dealing with renting it out when I'm shipping.
On that note...
#MAGA
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